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i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

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can i be feral about your oc for a moment

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Yeagh sure hhahhdjehcjv 👉👈

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actually it is crazy to me that you can complain about any misogynistic phenomenon under the sun on this website and inevitably you're going to get people crawling out of the woodwork to go "so true op! that's why I focus solely on men!" like ok. i don't think the solution to misogyny is to only pay attention to men actually. let's run some critical thought on that one beloveds

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i saw the requests tag in the last post so im here👁

maybe zero and aika together?? playing/taking a walk/anything really. just like. bonding time with a doggo heheheh

dats his girl!!!!!

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im have a headache agian 🤕

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identity

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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I think people let JK Rowling's transphobia define her too much, we need to acknowledge her other aspects.

She's also a racist, antisemitic, and a Holocaust denier, we can't forget that!

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Let’s get sold for £8 with Mama

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Nothing drives this society more crazy than a woman who doesn't hate herself

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this fucking picture i accidentally took

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let's become mossy with mama

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