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the ballad of may and discord rp

so i decided to try discord rp so i could write on the go. was curious about the world of it. wound up being very distracting. also wound up...

as it turns out, i do believe all discord rp’ers are stuck in the ~2015 era. so let’s just share some bad excerpts first. (and these, my friends, are not even close to all i wish i could share. alas, alas -- some of the best have been removed! and i also didn’t want to skim every single thread ever written!)

now, my favorite part about this section? strangely, the older the writer was, the worse they were. the worst one there was 30, the best two there were 21. only included are the terrible ones because if i included anything good then like what’s the point :\

here we go:

first of all: this was just two days in. anyway-

hm sorry for the formatting but i didnt get a screenshot :( anyway, ITTTTTTTT. there were so many sentences like that. i wanted to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoZVnsmV05E

hey lil mama-

reattach.

do y’all think it’s because of ramadan?

bop bop.

what face? 🤨

trustworthy male friend 🤩

the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of the latina

so... keeping in mind this mun sent photos of herself and she is a white red-head from concord, nc....

^ sorry for formatting, again with the screenshot :(

overall:

now. an old friend of mine and i were in an rp a few years back that, miraculously, had a demi lovato fc. the following exchange takes place as i send them screenshots of ms stefania reyes:

faceclaim stuggles:

^ says the person... using harry styles.

overall just a lot of bland white men who look like bread.

ode to alli (...who played stefania, the latina who panted):

ah, alli. ah, marcy’s ex. what will we do with you, you 30y/o who spent all day and night harassing a 24y/o teacher?

ah, alli. let’s explore.

i just want to start here.

ah, okay! very understandable! if a group is making you feel excluded, you should leave if that’s what would be best for you! now... do tell us exactly why they’re making you feel excluded?

sweetheart.

sweetie.

they know you’re going away for a bit.

most people do not feel inclined to message someone on hiatus unless it’s for concerning reasons or if they’ve been gone longer than expected. it’s always nice if someone does! very kind!

but baby.

they do not owe you anything.

you’re on hiatus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get that through your skull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“well, at least she feels included! that’s nice!” but... my favorite part... is why she feels included!

maybe she would not feel so if she were not a 30y/o woman harassing a 24y/o teacher who has to wake up early every morning to go see kindergarteners. i wanted to die on behalf of kate.

^ screenshot :(

LET THE POOR GIRL LIVE!?!?!?!? LET HER GO TOUCH GRASS?!?!?!?!? i know you’re probably making a face every time she doesn’t reply to you and saying something unspecified in spanish, but come on... you also apparently have two jobs...

anyway, on the topic of alli and kate, we’ll move to dallas and alexandra.

they were a ‘ship’ - because, as two outerbanks fcs, of course they were. as everyone can see from above, dallas was also the victim of alli’s wrath!

so they become ‘official’ one night - because of course they do (you meet on tuesday, you become official by saturday.). following day -- please do take note of who commented:

now please do take note of who opened the comments (and then... take further note as i tell you that no one entered the comments section):

the day that this happens, kate drops dallas. i doubt that was a coincidence, but i digress! anyway, alli has her character play it off like she just had a breakup even though everyone else was playing it like dallas just didn’t exist.

with that, alli makes a tinder profile for alexandra.

come a few days later, she sends this:

honey.... no one wants to write with you haha.

in conclusion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV9yUA6jAmY

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