thick thighs, thin patience. gender criminal. tennessee valley dirtbag. future hunchbacks of america. my name is Wyatt but u can call me Long Boss.
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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes
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les miserables mug and hogzilla shirt at the tillamook goodwill
HOGZILLA
HOGZILLA
HOGZILLA
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Strapping in for my inevitable death
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.
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Bieber really upgraded his swag by becoming a crackhead
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A new site, FuckLAPD.com, is using public records and facial recognition technology to allow anyone to identify police officers in Los Angeles they have a picture of. The tool, made by artist Kyle McDonald, is designed to help people identify cops who may otherwise try to conceal their identity, such as covering their badge or serial number. “We deserve to know who is shooting us in the face even when they have their badge covered up,” McDonald told me when I asked if the site was made in response to police violence during the LA protests against ICE that started earlier this month. “fucklapd.com is a response to the violence of the LAPD during the recent protests against the horrific ICE raids. And more broadly—the failure of the LAPD to accomplish anything useful with over $2B in funding each year.”
24 June 2025
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sometimes, when i'm listening to my little audio dramas, they'll read the name "Andrew Tate" off the cast list, and it jump scares me every time even though i KNOW it's not that Andrew Tate. can't imagine what that guy is going through.
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her main way of engaging with the show seems to be explaining to me all the ways the sailor guardians could better handle their problems. i told her that sometimes people have trouble thinking of solutions in the moment, and she said "not me. i can easily think of ways to solve any problems no matter what is happening"
my niece is in a Sailor Moon phase, which mostly consists of her criticizing everything that Sailor Moon does "stop standing around crying" "don't just say you're surrounded, do something about it" it's making me so proud i'm tearing up a little
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Sonja Vordermaier (German, b. 1973, Münich, Germany) - Nordluester, City Nord Park, Hamburg, Germany, 2006, Installations
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"this guy is SO annoying. why does he have to be in like every episode"
- Charlie on Tuxedo Mask
my niece is in a Sailor Moon phase, which mostly consists of her criticizing everything that Sailor Moon does "stop standing around crying" "don't just say you're surrounded, do something about it" it's making me so proud i'm tearing up a little
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my niece is in a Sailor Moon phase, which mostly consists of her criticizing everything that Sailor Moon does "stop standing around crying" "don't just say you're surrounded, do something about it" it's making me so proud i'm tearing up a little
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'evening gown + wrap by marcelle chaumont, 1948' in fabulous fashion: 1907-67 - costume institute at the metropolitan museum of art
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