alliumfucker
alliumfucker
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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part of the reason I think it’s so sad that we collectively write so few stories about unrequited love is bc I feel like there’s very little public acknowledgment of how much it sucks to be the one somebody is in unrequited love with??? and not in a way of like, oh they’re crossing boundaries or putting expectations on me or whatever. becoming close friends with someone and then finding out they’re in love with you and you don’t love them back the same way is heartbreaking, bc a) someone you love is in pain and there is literally nothing you can do about it, and b) it usually means that whether you like it or not there’s going to be distance in your friendship that wasn’t there before as they try to get over you. idk man I just feel like we’ve all discussed the tragedy of loving someone who doesn’t love you back quite a lot and very rarely discuss the tragedy of finding out the way that you love someone just isn’t enough.
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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$20 used to mean something
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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drinking water is awesome i love #mywater
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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alliumfucker · 23 hours ago
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anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night
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alliumfucker · 2 days ago
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alliumfucker · 2 days ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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