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in tears rn

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

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so like what's the deal with homestuck

why is "you look like you know a lot of things about homestuck" is considered (a joke, but still) an insult

it's just a longass absurdist comic, no? or am i missing something crucial

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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We have a bird playing on our skylight window.

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

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he.....is.....MY.... MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!! *my telekinesis throws all the furniture into the walls*

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