alllll-aboard
alllll-aboard
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All aboard! I am Emmet. I am a Subway Boss, and I am here to make sure all passengers are safe, happy and following the rules! Safety checks, everybody smile! ||icon and header by @peachsodama||
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Behold! A rattata!
https://youtube.com/shorts/4YfSRPy21TA?si=cSw5oAoZ9XL5mLPj
I hope that person is a little more kind to their rattata at other times. It didn't seem to appreciate being swing around like that.
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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What would you do if you suddenly transformed into a scatterbug?
Hmm.
I will avoid the Joltiks! And find Ingo. Or Elesa!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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What would you do if Ingo suddenly transformed into a scatterbug?
Do research. I need to know how to take care of a Scatterbug. Then I will train him to be as strong as he wants to be! It will not be easy. I will have to protect him from the Joltiks. But I will do it for him!
I need to research Scatterbugs. . .
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Emmet. Do not cut off Ingo’s shirt with a razor😭😱
Pls. Let me be your impulse control for once. What if you cut him?? Then he’ll just be more mad at you!
- @bugsandberries
You are right. Verrrrry right.
That is why I'm getting scissors instead, like the other passenger suggested!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Use scissors on his shirt and then shave his back!
Hm. I must find scissors first.
I will return!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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You can cut off his shirt!
That is true! I will be hard with a razor but doable!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Maybe you’ll think next time before trying something so dangerous 😞
@bugsandberries
It was not dangerous. It was a simple slide. If anything, Ingo made it dangerous. Slides are not two car trains. He threw off the balance, and we both crashed.
If he wanted to join, he just had to ask! He could have gone second!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Mission Failed Passengers
Ingo is angry with me :(
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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But please! Pretty please!
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For your favorite brother?
Do it
@gearstationsubwaybossingo
Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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I will help! Come here!
Off you pop!
Do it
@gearstationsubwaybossingo
Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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But our birthmark! I need to make sure yours is still there! No other reason!
Do it
@gearstationsubwaybossingo
Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Do it
@gearstationsubwaybossingo
Ingo! Take your shirt off! I wanna see our matching birthmarks again! No other reason!
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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emmet... that's a razor...
He squints.
"It is! Hm. . . shall I shave 'I am loser' into Ingo's back hair?"
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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You know what to do
Bring the hammer! Or shall I demonstrate why we do not cross the yellow line?
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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But white is your color
Ingo can have a taste of white. As a treat.
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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Ingo! Your finger is facing the wrong way!
@gearstationsubwaybossingo
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alllll-aboard · 1 year ago
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With your help, passenger, we can get it to go white!
I'd make a joke that you're hair would go gray due to stress but looks like you're already there
Emmet's trying to see if it could go greyer.
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