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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

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Zoey Bennett…….. :((((((

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I love the little kicks she does when she's Patisserie Peach.

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Twitter didn’t take the divorce well…

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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

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The Yellow One (COMPLETE)

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i fr cannot differentiate much between american accents. like i can't even remotely tell you where the characters in house sound like they're from (House has a very general sounding accent to me, and Wilson pronounces words ending it t+er differently to the rest of the cast...?).

but i could draw a circle on a map of melbourne of where chase would've grown up.

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

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looking cool and environmentally conscious to impress your crush

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hallo rustrogen nation i tots forgot to post these on tumblr after discovering em but

this is after the race, hydra reaches out for rusty as he runs off to find pearl, and barely misses before looking defeated

"maybe , if i was a coach" ahh

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Devious creature up to no good....😈will cause mischief

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idk that was kinda messed up lmao rip saja bois

(also sorry if this has already been done i haven't checked the tags)