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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.
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I rewatched both shows at the same time, of course this was gonna happen
(i know Ed’s leg is in the opposite side shh)
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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
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As a desi, I couldn't not reblog.
Baahubali 2
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(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
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on the bus home a random dude started talking to this lady who was minding her own business like “hey you’re wearing a mask” and she was like “I sure am, why aren’t you” and he said “I don’t need one, it’s too hot out there” and she said, I swear to you, in a tone that somehow managed to be humorous yet pointed, “it’d be hotter in hell”
she is my hero
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Yesterday the US hit a record high for new COVID cases.
Hey guys, sorry to say it but it’s not time to take our masks off.
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
*slams reblog button*
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every update to this god forsaken website is just an attempt to make us leave but too bad. im trapped to die here by now and if it has to be in this ugly coffin of a platform so be it
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being an eldest daughter is like u only unlock certain emotions once you leave ur house
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