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I have "commitment issues"?? Uhhh well The Bit begs to differ

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

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FLIRTED WITH HIM BY SENDING HIM A HYPNOSIS VIDEO AND SAYING "you want to come see me sooo bad" AND IT FUCKING WORKED LMAOOOO

pov ur work crush invites u into his hotel room but kicks u out bc u won't stop begging to brush his teeth😭😭😭😭😭

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HE LET ME BRUSH HIS TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pov ur work crush invites u into his hotel room but kicks u out bc u won't stop begging to brush his teeth😭😭😭😭😭

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Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

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i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

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has anyone done this yet

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Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies