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also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

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also. who ever fucking beats up steve harrington in the stranger things 3 trailer is going to be speaking with me and my fists tonight at the starcourt mall. 7 o’clock. be there or be square.

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HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

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He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

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tech week

me: dude, you've been here all day and you've only had a sandwich, you really should eat

friend: you've been here longer than I have. What have you had?

me: I had a Twix bar, I'll be fine

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When a performer complains about the tech process:

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Closing Night

ASM: *uncontrollable sobbing over headset*

Supervisor: “Jess shut your comm off i don’t wanna hear you cry”

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Witness for the Procecution - December 2016

Throwback to my greatest achievement, steampunk 12 foot cube set that fit together like a puzzle

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This was my first time as an ASM. We have a Razor scooter that we keep backstage just for shits and giggles. We finally got the actors in their places and were ready for curtain, which was supposed to happen in like a minute. Our tech director comes backstage (he never comes backstage unless something breaks) and we see him rummage around for a minute before he takes the scooter out from a giant pile of wood. Mind you, the audience was in their seats, and they could hear anything more than a whisper. Our TD pulls out the scooter and quietly rides on stage. And then he did this...

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i don’t fucking think so you absolute beast of a man

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when someone who fouls you asks what rules they broke

me:

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“Whoever keeps nailing empty Dr. Pepper cans to the inside of the set needs to stop.”

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"Have you done anything today aside from hitting people with a Bible?"

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"Dan, get the noose off of the sandwich."

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"THIS IS A GREEN DAY FREE SET YOU EDGY BASTARDS"