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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

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This picture is so holy and gentle to me

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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

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hayley williams wrote idle worship for me actually like its nice that u guys also like it and listen to it but she wrote it for me

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i want whatever doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus had in that kpop stan twitter au

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mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

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AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

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[ID: A tweet by Popbase that reads, "Nearly half of Gen Z is using TikTok and Instagram as a search engine instead of Google, new data shows.". Below the tweet is a pic of a poorly drawn Goomba from Super Mario Bros with text below him that reads "are you out of your fucking mind".]

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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

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Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

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Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

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i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.

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Thinking about the time my beloved childhood dog passed away and someone on instagram commented "don't cry...you will see him VERY soon <3" trying to comfort me, and it was so threatening it snapped me out of a sobbing fit for an entire hour