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what the signs will be doing when they're middle-aged
Aries: pushing their child too hard at sports
Taurus: letting their kids get away with everything
Gemini: laughing at people who have kids
Cancer: traveling the world
Leo: having a very successful career
Virgo: getting divorce number 3
Libra: being an activist somewhere
Scorpio: honestly who knows
Sagittarius: still taking college classes
Capricorn: sitting in their mansion alone
Aquarius: running their own small business
Pisces: living a quiet family life with 6 kids
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me: how do you know when you're a part of a fandom?
tumblr: all the url's make sense.
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50 Shades of Grey is the book that Robin Thicke would write if Robin Thicke was literate.
(via dictiosus)
OUCH
(via mymompickedthisurl)
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I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
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y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???
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I can’t believe Ross is going to be 16 in two days:’)
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there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
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SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT
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