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how romantic

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⋆˚࿔𝓞𝓱, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓷𝜗𝜚˚⋆

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I may think of you softly from time to time, but I swear I'll cut my hands off if they ever reach out for you again.

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the reason i love tumblr so much is because there are so many insane, alienated , delusional silly little teenage girls who are obsessed with lana del rey and fashion just like me that validate my existence as a crazy b!tch

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“u hard to deal with” good leave me alone

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The Virgin Suicides (1999)

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A Hidden Desire To Submit

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Maybe I want to devote myself to a man the way that nuns devote themselves to religion. Maybe I want to say a prayer with every iteration of the phrase “I love you”. Maybe I would covet my time, my energy, my life completely to a respectable love. Maybe if I could I’d wash the feet of my partner with my tears like the woman in Luke 7 did for Jesus, maybe I’d dry him with the tips of my hair and annoit him with holy oil. Every time a different man enters my body he takes a piece of me with him. Maybe I only need one man to make me feel whole again. I can only be validated through touch. I can only be violated through touch. I am half a man, an incomplete set of ribs. I feel the presence of a man inside me, I’ll rip myself apart to bring him into fruition.

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too real

Real

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PRISCILLA (2023) Dir. SOFIA COPPOLA

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Sofia Coppola

Archive

Paperback with embossed jacket 21.6 x 28cm, 488 pages

“Archive is the first book by Sofia Coppola, covering the entirety of her singular and influential career in film. Constructed from Coppola’s personal collection of photographs and ephemera, including early development work, reference collages, influences, annotated scripts, and unseen behind-the-scenes documentation, it offers a detailed account of all eight of her films to date. Mapping a course from The Virgin Suicides (1999), through Lost in Translation (2003) and Marie Antoinette (2006), to The Beguiled (2017) and her upcoming feature Priscilla (fall 2023), exploring Priscilla Presley’s early years at Graceland, this luxurious volume reflects on one of the defining and most unmistakable cinematic oeuvres of the twenty-first century.”

Available to pre-order

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by feanne on ig ˚. ✦. ˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚.

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fall faves

uggs, nude chanel lipstick, mitskis new album, vanilla scented perfumes, honeymoon album, gossip girl, reading, huge knitted sweaters, thrifting, brown mascara, 70s inspired makeup, croissants, jeff buckley, david lynch, mom jeans, boyfriends, the smiths

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the tumblr and pinterest girlies have made me realize that i am not the only one thinking my silly thoughts and that we all in fact are crazy and share at least a third of our brain cells

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female experience

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Hands on your knees, I’m Angelina Jolie