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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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new brockhampton sorters!!
the old one was outdated + the skits were on there which i found kind of annoying. i spent a long time trying to get these to work so i appreciate feedback! also follow me on twitter (1998trumans) because i’m never on here + i do a lot of cool bh stuff over there. i hope y’all enjoy these!!!
discography sorter
2018 songs sorter
iridescence sorter
saturation sorter
saturation II sorter
saturation III sorter
all-american trash sorter
saturation trilogy sorter
BONUS: find out your favorite brockhampton member!
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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Hiii I was wondering if you know some Yoonmin or Taekook fics that includes power difference (by this I mean like a King to a peasant, or a Ship Captain to a pirate crew (something like The Songbird and The Sea by Misstermaia)) with a goooodddd slow build???
I do know a few :)
Category 1: Yoonmin
The Devil’s Mistress by springrain21
Rating: M
Status: Complete
Word count: 16,473
Summary: Yoongi is Captain of the pirate ship, the Devil’s Mistress, and he and his crew are racing against time to find a famous buried treasure, always one step behind and losing it to another rival ship. To gain the upper hand, Yoongi kidnaps a silver-haired beauty who is rumored to be a creature of great power. He isn’t expecting to fall in love on the way.
A Pirates Life for Me (Whether I Like it or Not) by reebye
Rating: M
Status: Incomplete
Word count: 10,096
Summary: It wasn’t exactly Jimin’s plan to join the most dangerous pirate crew currently sailing the ocean, after all he was only a librarian, but he couldn’t see himself complaining with a captain as handsome as he was or a crew as fun as they were.
Happiness is the Alphabet Sung Backwards by AriaHann
Rating: E
Status: Incomplete
Word count: 20,671
Summary: Park Jimin: pulling down his professor’s pants to pull up his final grade.
Min Yoongi: a professor who lives a mundane life surrounded by academic work until Park Jimin came, in both senses.
Category 2: Taekook
A crow will not pull out the eye of another crow by taetaeggukie
Rating: E
Status: Complete
Word count: 13,502
Summary: "If you killed me you’d let go of the only chance you’ve ever had to find your soulmate.“ That smirk was annoying Jeongguk to no end, he was close to pulling the trigger, but the man deserved something worse than a bullet to his head.
"By now you’re only spitting out lies in hopes to be able to save yourself.” Jeongguk was the one smirking now. “You know nothing.”
“You’d let Kim Taehyung just slip through your fingers like that?”
-in a world where your soulmate’s name is written on your wrist, Jeon Jeongguk blindly trusts a pirate captain V in order to find his soulmate and doesn’t realize he might fall in love sooner than expected
serendipity by chechenia
Rating: E
Status: Incomplete
Word count: 32,343
Summary: SERENDIPITY; finding something beautiful without looking for it.
In which crown prince Jeon Jeongguk finds everything he didn’t know he had been looking for in a boy with golden hair and brown eyes.
Forbidden Promises by gukkiepie
Rating: E
Status: Incomplete
Word count: 55,710
Summary: The alpha Kim clan is the leading pack of Korean Empire. Living a sumptuous life brings a lot of pleasures. Apart from fortune, young alphas can choose omega servants to be their concubines. One day, the youngest alpha Taehyung chooses a boy omega Jeongguk.
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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TAEKOOK NATION ARE WE OKAY 💜
©linhnhiii
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CRYING
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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Hi there! Thanks for all the great recs. i wonder if there are any fanfics that covers BTS in the future, all grown up post military service. Thanks in advance 😛
Thank you ^_^ there are quite a few of those, yeah! 
stuck in reverse by petrichorian
Parts of the First and Last: Snapshots series by rosiex are set in the future
(feat. Jimin) by dawnstruck
Rating: M
Pairings: Yoongi/Jimin
Status: Complete
Word count: 96,916
Summary: Years down the road, after the members had to go their separate ways, Agust D is hoping to overcome months of writer’s block. A collaboration with Jimin who is, by now, an internationally acclaimed singer, model and dancer seems like a smart move. However, a few weeks in New York turn into something more as the two rekindle not only their friendship but also slowly uncover something new.
“I promised I’d write you a song, didn’t I?”
Mono No Aware ( 物の哀れ ) by StellyBish
Rating: T
Pairings: Yoongi/Jimin
Status: Complete
Word count: 19,760
Summary: 25th May 2021, the day when Bangtan Boys disbanded.The day when millions of hearts were broken.But it was Jimin’s heart that broke into million tiny pieces, because he knew… he knew all of this could’ve been avoided.Only if he hadn’t crossed the borders, which he should’ve never even gotten close to.┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈The end of Bangtan Boys…Jimin had never, ever expected that he would have to hear that devastating statement.This is all my fault. All of this happened, because of me…
Breath in Time by Carle
Rating: M
Pairings: Jungkook/Taehyung
Status: Complete
Word count: 15,417
Summary: Leave it to future Taehyung to get present Taehyung the love of his life.
Or, the one in which 2017 Taehyung switches place with 2031 Taehyung.
hoping for more good days by jihoseoks
Rating: T
Pairings: N/A
Status: Complete
Word count: 1,360
Summary: after returning from a long two years of military service, the boys reunite at the old dorms.
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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this is how taehyung seduce jungkook
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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jungkook literally blinked twice all distracted when hobi called him for a selca. what made him so unusually invested in his phone? i bet yall namjoon’s asshair he’s gonna forget all about his lil iphone when taehyung arrives in malta.
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🌻 Like Sunflowers to the Sun 🌻  by @moomooru
Summer 1993;
“Your skin is so soft, bet you’d make a good human canvas.”
“You told me the same thing yesterday.”
“Want to try?”
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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Any fics set in a small town please?
not crying on a sunday by abucketofchicken [Yoonmin, T, 125k]
love is patient, love is kind by abucketofchicken [Yoonmin, T, 106k]
Summer on its Deathbed by atechamcham [Jikook, E, 22k]
Prey on Me by PinkBTS [Jikook, M, 12k]
rose-coloured boy by cygnus (sunsprite) [Jikook, T, 14k]
The Wonder of You by TwentyThreeThirteen [Taekook, T, 10k]
edge of the world by sassyneki [Taekook, T, 14k]
golden hour by whomstisthis [Namkook, M, 18k]
Starless Night Playlist by metastacia [Namjin, T, 64k]
from here you can almost (see the sea) by sharpa [Yoonkook, T, 14k]
If My Heart Was A House by tusaisbts [Namgi, E, 28k]
The Low Bird by taetaetiger (sexyvanillatiger) [Namseok, T, 15k]
before the tide rolls in by orphan_account [Minjoon, G, 11k]
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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180912 Taehyung’s Tweet
다시다시!!
AgainAgain!!
Trans cr: Kristi @ allforbts © Please credit when taking out
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[ case closed ]
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in today’s episode of amber is friends w/ everyone - BTS V and Amber = overwatch buddies
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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here’s shy yoongi to heal your soul, clear your skin and raise your grades
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look at his precious lil smile
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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“Seems to me that TH especially is aware of how TK gains attention, so he plays along to it”-says the jikooker
though I can’t stand both jikook and taekook shippers, there’s a pompous arrogance about jikookers that just boils my blood. the quote above was a response to an ask from one of the blogs y’all live by.
 it’s very very bizarre to rationalize taehyung’s actions as fanservice when Jimin’s literally the king of fan service. if I were y’all I’d stay away from this topic entirely.
but this is exactly my issue with shippers. all you do is degrade other relationships and bonds in the group just to elevate your delusional beliefs. that quote above paints Taehyung as a fake individual whose actions towards a member are motivated by pleasing fans.
 not to make a case for taekookers but everyone and their mother knows Taehyung and fan service don’t go together in the same sentence. fans have asked him to change so many things about himself and which ones has he done? none. and you think this same man exaggerates his relationships just to cater to fans? don’t make me chuckle. 
now Jimin. Jimin remains unrivaled at pleasing his fans. showing abs, sweet talking army, flirting with the camera, and so on. and what do majority of his fans support? jikook. if there’s a chance that shipping has an influence on a member’s behavior, it’d be Jimin.
when he tweeted about namjin, it wasn’t only evidence that’s he’s aware of shipping (they all are) but that he’s capable of playing into it himself
this person said “TH especially is aware of how TK gains attention”. I see jikook shippers are still playing the underdogs. pretending like jikook is this niche side of the fandom that gets brushed under the rug when the ship is on par with taekook on social media. the toxicity is on equal footing 
if taehyung “plays along to it” like this person alludes to, then frankly he’s doing a terrible job. Again, not to make a case for taekook shippers, but when was the last time he shared a selfie with jungkook? that’s the easiest most convenient form of fan service so why isn’t he doing it? but i guess taehyung can’t possibly show real affection towards Jungkook BECAUSE JIKOOK IS REAL Y’ALL 
this is why shipping gets to me. imagine treating your friend with genuine affection and then have others accuse you of ulterior motives. 
the delusion is so intense that the least fan service member is being accused of fan service 
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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How many times does this need to be said?
Asexuality doesn’t mean “doesn’t fuck”. It doesn’t mean “doesn’t like sex” or “thinks sex is dirty” or, worst I’ve seen at this point “can’t get their dick up”.
Asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction.
Not a lack of libido or sex drive. Not a lack of sex-positivity. Not a lack of the physiological processes that cause erections, tenting, production of vaginal lubrication, or other things of that nature.
Can asexual people feel or have a lack of those things? Sure.
Do they all? No. Are they defined by those? No.
Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction. That’s it. Stop saying this shit to try to give a “hot take” or make asexuality out to be something it’s not to be easier to get people to exclude it.
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allupinyourbuis · 6 years ago
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JUNGKOOK SHAKING TAEHYUNG’S BUTT INSTEAD OF COAT DURING ANPANMAN FT TAEHYUNG’S SASSY WALK AFTER! ©taesroyalty
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