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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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The Secret of NIMH - Don Bluth

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whiskey peak

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

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The Triassic Cuddle

“The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone.” -xxx @picckl

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Fishing hat that says "The idea of fish being aware of me is existentially terrifying. Women, likewise."

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i should have fucking picked chemistry

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me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys

gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you

me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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Scream this is iconic….

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Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

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my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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yk how it is, reblog for a larger sample size pls!!!!! ^_^