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Nicolae: Where are you going?

Drogo: For ice cream or to commit a felony I’ll decide in the car.

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Nicolae: Viktor turned us all and left me an emo who’s piano is his girlfriend, a man ho & a kid who’ll never grow up for me to look after. I love them all but…

Nicolae: *screams into the void*

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MC: I only date bad boys.

Peter: *pours pepsi into a coke glass*

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Nicolae: WHO WAS SEARCHING FOR “BIG TITTY ANIME GIRLS?” ON THE COMPUTER!?

Nicolae: Drogo….😠

Drogo: IT WASN’T ME!

Peter: *cackles evily*

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Y'all ever had those weird NSFW convos with the homies?

Drogo: *talking about death by asphyxiation*

Peter: *confused*

Drogo: You’ve never choked a chick till she KOed during sexy time?

Nicolae: *on the other side of the manor* *whispers*: I have.

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Help …

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Smooth big bro.

Nicolae: There are 20 letters in the alphabet.

Drogo: There’s 25

Nicolae to MC: How can I forget U r a qt? 😉

Peter: You forgot one letter…

Nicolae to MC: You can get the D later 😉😚

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MC: What’s the time?

Drogo: Hand me that saxophone and I’ll find out.

Nicolae: WHO’S PLAYING THE BLOODY SAXOPHONE AT 4AM?

Drogo: It’s 4am.

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Drogo: Did you two go to England?

MC and Nicolae: Wales you idiot!

Drogo: Sorry did you two whales go to England?

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Nicolae becoming a vampire: I may just be joining a cult.

Nicolae babysitting his siblings: I may have just become a leader of a cult.

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Drogo: I’m going to do whatever the hell I want.

Peter: I’m telling Nicolae.

Drogo: No wait…

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Peter: I have high expectations.

MC: *trips on his rug, crashes into his piano while trying to jiggle her boobs to Vivaldi's 4 Seasons*

Peter: I want her

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Nicolae: I'm 80% bad choices, 20% blood and 100% a gentleman.

Drogo: That's 200%

Nicolae: Twice the man you'll ever be.

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When MCs asks them to buy pads.

Nicolae: *buys every brand just in case*

Peter: *takes picture of a styrofoam block* Is that it?

Drogo: *asks what pussy size does MC wear?*

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Drogo: The stars are pretty tonight

MC: You're the prettiest star

Drogo: What did you say?

MC: I SAID I WANTED TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR

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Drogo: What's the sexiest phrase you've ever said?

MC: Oh daddy

Nicolae in another room: Yes?

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Nicolae: I'm at loss for words...

Drogo narrating: Despite being lost for words Nicolae proceeded to yell at everyone for the next 20 minutes.