almighty-bacon-man

[almighty-bacon-man]

Its a terribly drawn photo of bacon man!

WOAH❗️ This is AWESOME‼️‼️‼️ Thank you so much, citizen‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

Sniff sniff sniff smiff

*A small box is pushed forward.*

Hm... I'm not sure how much I trust this...

Oh alright, I'll open it‼️

*He opens the box.*

[almighty-bacon-man]

“…Bruh~ Being an avatar of the web And the eye is pretty sweet bruh~”

- Edward Arcane Magnus Twilight

[almighty-bacon-man]

Sniff sniff? eughy!

*Runs off*

That's right❗️ And stay gone‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

*Nom*

NOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️ STAY BACK‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

Sneef snorf sniff sneef

Hey there, STAY BACK‼️‼️‼️ I was warned of you❗️

[almighty-bacon-man]

HEY❗️ STAY BACK‼️‼️‼️ I don't even have hair‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sniff sniff snorf

WOAH there❗️ Careful with that sniffing or I might BLOW AWAY‼️‼️‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

Sniff sniff snorf

WOAH there❗️ Careful with that sniffing or I might BLOW AWAY‼️‼️‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

HAIR EATERS⁉️ Oh golly, what are those⁉️

I THOUGHT YOU DIED

Worry not❗️ I would never die and leave behind such an AWESOME WORLD‼️‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

Ms. G sent me on a TOP-SECRET MISSION‼️‼️ I was the only one to know about it, sorry Pretender❗️

I THOUGHT YOU DIED

Worry not❗️ I would never die and leave behind such an AWESOME WORLD‼️‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

I THOUGHT YOU DIED

Worry not❗️ I would never die and leave behind such an AWESOME WORLD‼️‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

YOUR BACKKK

YES, HELLO CITIZEN‼️‼️‼️ I apologize for my absence, there was official W.A.T.C.H. business❗️

[almighty-bacon-man]

-hands you a wrench-

Well, what am I supposed to do with this⁉️ I don't have much of a use for weaponry❗️

[almighty-bacon-man]

bsckn msn in heyin vrh hngre.....

(PT. bacon man im getting very hungry..... END PT.)

-Dakota

HEY buddy, stay away‼️‼️‼️ I don't quite trust that look in your eyes❗️

[almighty-bacon-man]

I sure hope gay people are real....

Wistful dramatic lovestruck sigh while looking into the distance

do you think gay people are real

what do you think i am

[almighty-bacon-man]

Grilling you

OH NO‼️‼️‼️ Please don't do that, I would DIE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[almighty-bacon-man]

HOLY S HI T ITS BACON MAN WHAF THE FUCK IS UP DUDE

HELLO CITIZEN‼️‼️‼️

Nothing much is up right now, friend, but sadly my uprising was put to an end. Someday‼️‼️‼️