almightycrisprat
the ace attorney brainrot is real
-> crisp | she/her | english + spanish-> main fandoms: aa, sonic, splatoon, evangelion-> number 1 wii u player (feel free to send me asks about wii u stuff + modding, ill be happy to help!!)-> i occasionally post doodles, if you think something looks off please tell me, it really helps!!
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apollo voice HOW DO YOU CHANGE THE CHANNELS
#he was a hater boy he said i fucking hate you boy#<- read that to the tune of sk8r boi#i am so ok#(i am not)#the ace attorney brainrot is real
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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
#bridge to the turnabout moment#and its not just that#he ate an allegedly crunchy glass necklace#he gets tasered#whipped#burning hot coffee chucked at him with a mug#which from experience is painful#is under stress 24/7#got hit by a car#sent flying 30 metres#only to be stopped by a lampost#then walked away#also accidentally adopted a child when he lost his job#became essentially an scheming poker player#and possibly alcoholic#(grape juice moment)#gets punched by apollo#gets punched by pearl#OH YEAH NEARLY FORGOT#got hit in the head by dick gumshoes evil twin with a fire extinguisher#and suffered amnesia for a solid 30 minutes before coming back to his senses#and then just never mentioning it again#hes insane#the ace attorney brainrot is real
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Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain
It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.
And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.
Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.
#i dont think ive gone to the toilet since this morning and i only just realised im bursting#im gonna go do that#and then ill begin doing my hw#if this post is still here#guau#i am so ok
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i have layers like an onion
except those layers are paranoia piling on top of itself plus lifes ups and downs
i look more like an ugly mcdonalds burger than an onion
i am so poetic i should write a book /j
#why did i specify it was ugly#theyre all ugly#shrek reference moment????#dankpods lore comes into handy for once
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#NAW DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY HOLD DISCS LIKE TJAT???#TO GET THEIR GREASY THUMBPRINTS ALL OVER THE DISC SO TJE WII CANT READ IT?????#NUH UH YOURE SUPPOSED TO HOLD IT INDEX IN THE HOLE AND THUMB ON THE EDGE#NO OTHER WAY >:[#crisp talks wii u
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Are you.. the rat.. are you... a rat.. rat... rat...
I eat rats. Watch your back rat.. rat... rat..
too bad im a crazy rat goddess :p
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i ate the missing 5% whoopsy
he needs to work this out with his therapist
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“can you emancipate your siblings”
#sonic underground was this one fever dream ass show on 2014 netflix for me#i vaguely remember it but through internet culture i have memorised the theme#soinc
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help i need to get out of bed but I don't have a will to live and don't want to interact with people today (it's literally 10 am)
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