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don't get me wrong i love the mountain goats, but everytime i listen to their music i am struck with the belief that i can sing better than the main guy

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albums are so fun! woah another song! woah another song! that must be it for songs.....woah another song! what's this? another song!

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im not sure what this is

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Fallen rocks?

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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truly I do not get the "Laios is so autistic he cannot fuck" posts. If you asked Laios to pretend to be a werewolf while having sex he'd be like "Cool I was going to bark anyways let me tell you about typical werewolf mating rituals so we can do it right-"

Don't wish for a freak if you cannot handle one.

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fucking adhd. I have to run a con on my own brain to get anything done.

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Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie

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I'm loving Dungeon Meshi's mix of quasi-probable magical biological realism and "It's magic fuck you."

Red dragons swallow their prey whole and use the undigestible remains as fuel for their fire breath, which is lit by creating a spark with their tongue. Living armors are colonies of mollusks who expand and contract to mimic muscle movement. Actually "man-eating" plants is a misnomer, they catch small animals with a filament that retracts when touched and they use their decomposing prey as compost.

These mushrooms can turn you into a gnome. It's magic fuck you.

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“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

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Today I heard a plane going overhead (not uncommon, I live near an airport) and looked up, and instead in the beautiful blue sky I saw a large soaring hawk, and for a single very stupid second I wondered if the hawk was making that noise

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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate

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age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

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I’m trying out painting again! I think practicing different styles feels refreshing and helps me keep up with art. Have an Agnes WIP, I’ll try to finish her