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stop posting butch and femme willem dafoe

no

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my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

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stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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the only bad part of transitioning is that I now care about clothes and the situation is dire

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most surgery is cutting edge because they cut you. with edges

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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hypnosis, intox, tf, bondage

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Loosing my mind over FUCKING Jairs

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transition wouldn’t fix her and she doesn’t even seem to want it but i’m doing it to her anyways for my own self-centered goals.

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when someone says something so anti-sycophant that you've gotta hit them with that withering smile of the ambitious lordling

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

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my lesbian experience with alien trench warfare

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trying to get my transfem friend to be my sparring partner by claiming that it’s all just a complex form of impact play.