alorsondanse42
alorsondanse42
fuck it let's dance
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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happy make a terrible comic day 2025 . I am 80% mucus today
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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happy make a terrible comic day 2025 . I am 80% mucus today
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) dir. George Lucas Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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Here's a comic about autistic special interests :3
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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maisy mouse library moments
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alorsondanse42 · 18 hours ago
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my favorite part of derry girls was just how accurately it portrayed being a normal person in a time of crisis. obviously the events in derry are very much real and ireland has experienced decades of political conflict, and this DOES impact the main characters in a lot of ways, but they still also…. go to school. worry about their friends and birthday parties and being together. because they’re just teenage girls (+ james) and that resonated with me a lot, especially now
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alorsondanse42 · 19 hours ago
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at the fishing tournament yesterday btw there were age categories bc it was all-inclusive and we didn't want like 60 year old anglers competing against 4 years olds obviously.
so anyway this 14 year old boy entered in the 11-15 age bracket and he saw a huge fish in the water he became absolutely determined to catch. i don't think he even wanted to win anymore. he just wanted that fish specifically. but his line wasn't strong enough for such a big fish and didn't have the ideal bait.
enter: two 15 year old boys who didn't know him. they saw what he was trying to do, and they were clearly experienced anglers, and they got involved in the chase. they got the right bait and the three of them spent hours with their lines in the water, until the first boy finally hooked the fish. they talked him through the slow challenge of endurance. he couldn't reel in all at once because the fish was too heavy for his line and it'd break.
he finally reeled it in, but they didn't have a net. it took all three of them, lying on their bellies, six hands on the fish, to pull it out of the water. they put it in a big bucket of water for the weigh-in (we just subtracted the bucket+water weight after), gave their new friend careful instruction on how to handle the fish so he could pose for a hasty photo without injuring its spine, and then carefully placed the fish back in the water.
in the end, he won first place in his age bracket. one of the other boys who helped him tied for second with a 12-year-old competitor, and he gave her the trophy.
then during the drawing, where participants won prizes randomly if I pulled their name from a box, I happened to pull his name and he got a great prize so it all came around.
Idk. the teamwork. the serendipity of friendship. the graciousness. the consideration for the fish. Just some things that made me happy.
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alorsondanse42 · 19 hours ago
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Fish resemblance
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alorsondanse42 · 19 hours ago
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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead
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alorsondanse42 · 19 hours ago
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Kaoru Yamada
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alorsondanse42 · 19 hours ago
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favorite word?
changes a lot but my current one is widdershins. its a very old word basically meaning clockwise (but predating common use of clocks, so it really means “not following the path of the sun in the northern hemisphere”) but it has the bonus feature of also meaning the wrong way, or at least some unexpected way. so you can describe spiral motion as widdershins, but you can also describe straight line motions as widdershins provided that something sufficiently weird is happening. for example, if a river started flowing backward, you could say it was flowing widdershins.
its just a word with extremely weird vibes. sort of like how left can refer to a direction for us, or like, a general vibe of being sneaky and indirect, or like, opposing norms and tradition. in 600 years our left will be their widdershins. and that pleases me.
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alorsondanse42 · 19 hours ago
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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow
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alorsondanse42 · 23 hours ago
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alorsondanse42 · 23 hours ago
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Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.
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alorsondanse42 · 23 hours ago
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Small joys on Tumblr:
When your notes make a perfect cat
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alorsondanse42 · 23 hours ago
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