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Person who waits at the bus stop with me some mornings: “you’re always playing on your phone.”

I respond with I’m just reading. I’m almost always reading something.

He gives me a book/series recommendation. It sounds neat. And, as a bibliophile, I am totally gonna check it out.

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Strawberry ice cream Hershey kisses.

Yuuuuuck

Ew

Why am I getting half a pallet of this.

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Today coworker asked me if I’m on lunch and then told the person who Needs A Thing that he’s gotta wait the 20+ minutes until I come back (why? Yall don’t need me)

Yesterday, another coworker told me I’m White Collar cuz I was doing the paperwork to fix some inventory mistakes.

I am a barely coherent goblin. Ive got dirt and shit all over me from being in the cave.

Oh. Did you know if you bust one of those spray on sunscreens it leaks and looks like cum. Yeah I didn’t either til yesterday and got a good laugh out of it.

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The tv in the breakroom is talking to me and it’s off.

Fuck.

And here I was thinking the weird psychosis spiral was slowing for the moment

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My dogs will never know these

BECAUSE IM ALLERGIC

What the fuck

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I have a mighty need

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I really enjoy going from last page to first in ao3 tags. You find a lot of fun stuff and I figure hey: comments will be a fun surprise.

And then I find a fic that makes me laugh so hard I woke up Bug in the other room.

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…they changed hazwaste procedure and didn’t tell anyone and…it’s so fucking stupid.

Nail varnish is not pharmaceutical and this is a hill I am willing to die on.

It is ridiculous that I have to place the pharmaceuticals sticker on the red buckets now. What the absolute fuck.

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Hauntings Tales of The Supernatural by Henry Mazzeo. Drawings by Edward Gorey

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How sad.

I’ve got to toss a copy of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

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Yesterday, a coworker called me a pussy because I wear glasses. Today, one of Jamie’s old coworkers called me a pup because I turn 38 in June while he turns 55 and is looking forward to retirement.

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I guess the plus side to growing up in a Football Town, you can still have a decent conversation with someone when it unfortunately steers towards football because you are a Nice Southern Person having Polite Conversation.

I hate football. Everything I know about football is because /you can’t get away from it/ and you learn things about it whether you want to or not growing up in a small town like this.

(All because the comment “yeah, in a year, you won’t be able to drive down this road.” Nah. It’ll just be about the same population it was when I was a kid, probably just as obnoxious too.)

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First Bruins game is on nesn and tbs only. And you can only get nesn if you’ve got cable. But espn is still updating with play by plays.

Fuck it. I’ll see clips tomorrow and hopefully catch at least one of these games (because fuck the maple leafs).

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My YouTube: regular, has ads

Jamie’s YouTube: has like 90% of our subscriptions and no ads.

Have switched accounts on my phone so I can look for music without ads. Why? Because a fucking Tech N9ne song is stuck in my head that I haven’t listened to in years.

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Oh no, /she/ didn’t spend “the last couple days” doing your fucking job. /she/ got told to do it yesterday and did your fucking job instead of their own.

Don’t act like I did you a favor because you’re too fucking lazy to do your gods damned job.

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Overheard a coworker say “yeah, she got offered full time and went ‘I’m too lazy for full time’.”

Wow.

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I kind of want this toy.