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happy pride ft maybe my favorite month of the d20 calendar (art by @sydsketch)

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I dressed up as Adiane for my convention and NO ONE recognized me!!

One person recognized my "Vote for Kristen" pin, but didn’t recognize my denim jacket, Boggy blushie, and kitchen ladle! Like, it was a good costume! And no one saw it!!

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saint kristen applebees (before she got extremely ripped and died several times)

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Rage is a good look on her

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just hangin out n silly stuff

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thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger

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which menu item are you trying first?

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a huge shoutout to jordan myrick and demi adejuyigbe for being SO funny that i could instead focus on what i'm uniquely gifted at: committing human rights violations

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think you can top brennan's score of zero? SNOWBOARD THE BEST is now available to play in your desktop browser! show me your high score!

https://minigames.dropout.tv

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The trope I appreciate very much

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For all that we (correctly) decry Sam as a sick, sick man, the "Youlympics" twist was actually pretty sweet. Doing better on a second try because you learned from the first time around? Digging deep for a challenge and finding that you can do even better than that? That's not sadistic; it's satisfying.

(Except maybe having the cheese-eating challenge twice in two hours. That was rough.)

Other random thoughts:

Lest we forget, Brennan didn't put bacon in his pants to keep a cat in his lap, but to hide said bacon from Katie. And then Katie did it because Brennan did. Amazing sibling rivalry energy from those two.

And while Katie and Brennan might be the two most competitive people on Dropout, Ify isn't far behind - Sam absolutely picked those three for a reason and it worked a treat.

Especially because the only thing they prioritized above competition is standing against Sam.

"It's because she said 'buttholes' on the show! Grow up!"

Thank you to the lovely observant people who noticed that Sam does the Wenis if you jiggle the joystick on a jump; I was too busy having Ski Free flashbacks and hoping that jumping a dry tree would set it on fire.

It's probably because of the wreck of my current existence, but Brennan yelling on the podium about how they have no idea what the fuck they're doing, year after year, gave me some inadvertent feelings. I don't know what I'm doing either! I thought I did, but the game changed. But since the only way to win is by learning, well. I'll have to learn.

(So without further ado, let's begin!)

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collecting these

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Find the difference

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when brennan said "we're doing steampunk" i was like "oh and siobhan's outfits are going to eat." didn't even need to see the next frame. but then i did and like

yeah. correct. can't wait to see what other runway quality looks she pulls this season

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oh how the turns have tables

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Tomorrow: the ultimate competition

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Be Normal about Elves.