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Sakurai: *enters clutch mode*

Sakurai: *shoots three pointers without mercy*

Sakurai: I’m so sorry… that you fucking STINK WOW WERE YOU EVEN TRYING TAKE MY APOLOGY IT’S ALL YOU’LL EVER HAVE WHILE I’M AROUND

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Choke on it, you li'l bitch.

Sakurai Ryou, in his head, after Aomine steals his food. (via incorrectknb)

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The only one who can apologize better than me is me.

Sakurai, after spending too much time with Aomine and his competitive side (via incorrectknb)

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Person: "Sorry" is the hardest word to say.

Sakurai Ryou: lmao

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Nigou remembers

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Who needs a date when you have tetsu

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Kagami on a date: How do you feel about basketball?

Person: It’s not really interesting, I don’t see why people like it or play it.

Kagami *stuffs tons of breadsticks in mouth and pockets*: mahsdmhashdsbadbashbda

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helo it is i doritomine

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me: reads you the wrong horoscope

you: omg that is so me!

me: :)

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I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.

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I want someone to churn butter in my ass

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i dont remember this episode

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Being a lady is gross. I don’t advise it. Just be a bean. It’s easier.

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yus

my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire tub of ice cream?? ok. going out is so much effort like sometimes u just wanna enjoy someone’s company without doing anything “special” and i think those are actually the most special times