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sitting pretty

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not the music when they revealed pato was the criminal responsible for the crash ….

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He's leading the Indycar points standings now so it is time for this. This is Colton Herta as cats. A thread.

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i think rpf is okay because it makes my mutuals happy

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not to linger on the georgina "collapsing mannequin" event but not even larry david could write high comedy that powerful. the initial "oh boy... there's been an accident of a different kind" promptly followed by "we should point out that is NOT a real person", and then the now-iconic running commentary "what if she stuck the landing" and "by the way her name is georgina" and "we've lost james hinchcliffe as well as georgina" and finally "alex palou leads by 3 seconds.... oh don't show us again we're never gonna get hinch back" i just..... we haven't seen a comedy troupe as compelling as the NBC indycar commentators since monty python. leigh diffey in particular has no business being that fucking funny.

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"these are some formula 1 driving standards right now" hinch pls

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this race is always such a mess

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yuven nearly bowling over jacob abel with his running hug ok that's cute

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cmon seagull turn it out

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linus lundqvist | saturday | alabama 2024

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ever wanted to engage in hand-to-hand combat with an indycar driver? perfect! in my completely violence free quiz, ill tell you a driver i think youre best suited to fight!

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look at him :^)

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literally forgot grosjean was in this series like o right ur here too

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Matt: Last question: what's the city of Austin's slogan? Joey: Keepin' it-- Josef: I got it! I got it!!! Just wait for it! Wait for my button, I can't-- Keep Austin weird! (turns to Sebastian) BOOM!

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speaking my piece the reason why callum ilott is attractive (to me!!) is bc of his resemblance to mike faist

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losing my mind that indynxt practices (and qualifying maybe??) aren't available on peacock like what is the POINT of you