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thinking about this

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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this one from the incorrect quotes generator

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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

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awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

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I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

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marc_seventy

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Have you ever just sat around and thought to yourself "I want some dick."

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Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.

Karen Marie Moning (via alpha-bits)

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When your heart breaks, it can grow back crooked. It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard. Even if he’s changed, Roscuro still had longing. But now he just longed for someone whose heart was as hardened as his was.

Tale of Despereaux (via alpha-bits)

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If you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart.

Margaret Atwood (via alpha-bits, mermaidsbones)

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where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

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u are hella petty

and conceited i thought this said pretty

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5 minutes of laying on a hairy chest as a little treat

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao