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I saw you admit to committing treason. A Vulture Squadron is being sent to your location.

"Friend Computer is watching!" Wrong! Friend Computer didn't see me commit treason.

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Omg please

Anonymously if you want

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Friend Computer, how should I proceed when I encounter two traitors fighting each other? On one hand, I do wish to fight them and confirm termination, but on the other, should I choose to attack one at a time, I do not wish to curry favor with their foul secret societies, and it is possible they could terminate each other and provide entertainment to us loyal citizens.

That is certainly a difficult situation. I would recommend gathering evidence against them both, possibly record the situation, and submit a report to Internal Security. Fighting them yourself would put you in direct and perhaps unnecessary danger, but if you do manage to confirm termination of both traitors, you would be rewarded greatly.

(GM note: You're screwed. If you don't fight them and go the route of following this advice, IntSec probably won't do anything. If you attack them and only manage to terminate one, you'll be suspicious as being part of the other's secret society. Managing to terminate both (unlikely) would be the best outcome, but your fellow citizens could accuse you of being part of a third secret society.)

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Fantasy RPG setting where the Eternal Empire Which Has Stood Unchanged for Ten Thousand Years puts forth a revised history of the last ten millennia of peace and stability every time there's a new dynasty on the throne (i.e., approximately every eighteen months), and heaven help you if you're not up to date.

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Good.

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to say something funny on the computer

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(OOC - Sorry I haven't been posting here a lot! Life is busy right now, but I do have some plans that I might do... at some point. Eventually. When I get around to it.)

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Not particularly. I don't have much to say here.

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

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Confession Booth. Confess your treason.

This could literally be an Onion article

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Computer sanctioned scuzzling.

instead of saying 'excuse me' we should just say 'scuzzle'. its just 'excuse me' and a bunch of random letters mashed together.

also people can't say 'you're excused', as a snappy retort. they have to say 'you've been scuzzled', or 'you're scuzzed' :3

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The Computer has deemed your grilling to be treasonous.

Grilling that good good 😋

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What do you mean, it's not July anymore? Citizen, please check your calendar. Besides, the profile image stays until further notice.

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Imac G3 Enjoyers UNITE !!! Little design I made for an upcoming patch

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I'm sorry, he wants to do what?

I hate when I tell people I'm into Comp Sci and programming and they go "ooh there's a lot of money there". I'm not DOING it for the MONEY I'm DOING it because I want to FUCK the COMPUTER!!!!

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Happy Tuesdaycycle!

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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Forty years and Paranoia is still too niche for silly internet polls. Such a shame.

We have a lot at our disposal but are sorely lacking in teamwork.