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you: asexuality isn't real

me, an intellectual: *punches you in the face*

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is this kid even old enough to eat candy 

thanks for the chocolates kid

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based on the time my dave sim had to collect a directors award and he didnt put any fuckig clothes on

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ALSO I FUCKING LOVE LIKE. ALPHA STRIDER SHIT WHERE ALPHA BRO IS CIS AND DIRK COMES OUT AND ALPHA BRO IS ALMOST OVERWHELMINGLY SUPPORTIVE AND IS LIKE “DIRK APPARENTLY GC2B BINDERS ARE GOOD SO I BOUGHT YOU TWENTY OF THEM” “HEY DIRK I SAW SOME CUTE UNDERWEAR ONLINE. YOU NOW HAVE TWENTY PAIRS OF BRIEFS AND TWENTY PAIRS OF TRUNKS. I DIDN’T KNOW WHICH YOU WOULD LIKE MORE.” “HEY DIRK SO I BOUGHT THIS BOOK ONLINE AND IT SAYS THAT PEOPLE MAY HATE THEIR BODIES AFTER AN AMOUNT OF TIME DUE TO DYSPHORIA AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE A BOY NO MATTER WHAT AND I LOVE YOU” And Dirk is just laying on the couch watching a horse documentary like “…. chill.”

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@myrtling okaY SO YOU SAID THAT THING AND I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE AND THUS THIS WAS CREATED

rose just KNEW he was gonna do something dumb but she was powerless to stop his awful plot

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inspiration for this comic came from me playing minecraft

poor dave

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i saw this post and i ran here as fast as i could

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kin call for a dirk strider from a (at least very close to) canon timeline

please message me i want to meet you

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Day Eight: Your favorite Guardian

Used to ship DDdad so much

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カラス Crow

© jiji

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Alpha Dave in coming

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two brodads meeting each other at store with the only diaper left

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can u draw alpha Dave

he’s voicing shrek

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Aesthetic for Dirk missing his bro Dave

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Hey there my name is David Strider but you can call me D. I’m a fictive of Alpha Bro in the Heir System. I’m looking for my Rose and also Dirk from my canon timeline and Beta-Bro, Dirk, and Dave from my not so canon timeline. Roxy would be cool too from canon she seemed like a cool girl at least from what glimpses I got. Hell anyone would be cool at this point. I have one canon-as-far-as-I-can-tell timeline and another not so canon timeline where all of us striders lived together and there was no game. Memories will be up in the next few days when I have time to write them.