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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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mulder and scully can’t drive. the amount of times i’ve seen them straight up drive over gutters and curbs, reverse on a literal highway, run stop signs, drive off the road, park with the back of the car sticking out or just totally diagonal. like, i know they’re busy fbi agents with places to be but c’mon. anyway it’s so funny to me

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“i would love you in every universe” nah there’s definitely a few where i hate ur dumb ass so much

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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀

If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!

You will get good comments and kudos!

You will beat your writers block!

GO AND WRITE!

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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honestly my advice for people questioning if they're aro is kind of the same as my advice for people questioning if they're trans which is do less worrying about whether or not you inherently fall into this arbitrary category and do more considering what you want in and from your life. like ultimately deconstructing societal ideals of what relationships (or gender) should be like and figuring out what you want them to look like in your life is what matters and whether or not you experience romantic attraction is kind of immaterial

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Thank you @pfirsichspritzer for the tag!

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

“I’m not asking your permission or your opinion,” Hanan said coolly. “I’m just warning you.”

tagging @ghosthorse @displayheartcode @annundriel @lockwood-ot3 @eskildit @injustspring and idk a bunch more people. technicallythis is two sentences anyway lol

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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people love to slander only children and. like. fair. but the main defining trait of an only child i find is being able to sit in a car or train or plane and look out the window and just be still and silent for hours without saying a single word.

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they’ve made such advancements in some medical fields that it feels fair to ask for a better way to prep for colonoscopies like. please?

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I know the numbers aren’t perfect but this is more a vibes thing than exact numbers lol.

Also the high school I have in mind is 4 years worth, roughly 14-17 year olds. But I’m aware the amount of years/ages can vary in different regions and that will affect the number of students as well. But this isn’t that serious so it’s fine lol