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hhhhh i cant keep up 2 askblogs

im deleting this one sorry. my other askblog is @ask-dirkstri

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Ok ok ok wait. (This is more of a question, or questions, for the creator of this blog, if thats possible.) Where are dave and rose? Like are they alive in the past or?? And can we tell them stuff or will they simply not understand? Thank you!

// Yes hello it's Skye here!Dave and Rose are in the past during when the apocalypse was going onYou can tell them stuff but it'd probably mostly just worry them and drop their mood

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Jake: woah I'm taller than you both, that's so weird, Jade's taller too! weird... - askblueandgreen

Dave: what the fuckery is this this is witchcraft someone get the noose we’re huntin some fucking witches like back in the salem witch trials

Rose: He’s joking. Just a little deterred is all.

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Hello!

Rose: How are you doing, sweetie?

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ahhhh nevermind, forget i said anything? im just...speculating, is all ((sorry if i did something i wasn't supposed to))

Dave: uh ok

(( the alphas don’t know about their beta selves. it’s alright though!))

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So Dave, what was it like directing those sick movies?

Dave: to be honest with you i  think it was the most awesome thing i’ve ever done, minus creating the shitty jpeg artifacts that are movie merchandise.

what i liked most about it was working with the actors. holy fuck was that ever bombtastic. did you know i got these shades from ben stiller himself? bless his heart may he rest in peace

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Dave: like what the fuck do you mean is there like some alternate versions of ourselves?? we don’t understand help us the fuck out here man

@harley-style

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i know it's vague but i don't know how much you know. they ARE alive and as well as they can be under their circumstances. your hard work WILL pay off for your children.

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dirk and roxy may be the only humans alive in their time, but because of Time Shenanigans™ they have regular contact online with jake english and jane crocker. the four of them end up good friends by the time they… uh, well, right when they need to be.

Rose: That’s vague but...Good...

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Dave: but they are okay right? they’re alive and healthy and handling themselves well?

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I hate to break it to you but we may have wrecked Earth

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your kids are the only humans alive in their time

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Greetings from the future

Dave: the future? really? how is it? holy fuck please tell us all our work wasn’t for nothin

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ur son turned out to b gay

Rose: David and I are proud of him no matter who he is.

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lift me dave-but-older-and-taller

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dave why are you such a tol

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Hello, Rose, Dave. I... was just wondering - did you raise Roxy and Dirk, or... sorry. This was a stupid question.

Rose: Unfortunately, they won’t arrive for another few thousand years...And we will be gone by then.

Rose: It isn’t a subject David and I like to talk about very often...