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Can I get a reblog if you think I’m pretty 😊🩷

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I'm down

Reblog if you're down for anything fun

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GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!

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Reblog if you’re interested in me 💦💦😋😋

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Happy new year🍑😘

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It's cause he is pushin dat pureeeeee white. If Red Bull gives you wings, that Bolivian Booger sugar is the new Star Ship Enterprise doing warp 9.99999999999! Kevin Gates talking about a time in his life where he slept once every 36 months for 35 minutes after fucking 34 different ladies 3 times each in the trap over a 33 day stretch. That's after 6 pm, weeknights.

They call it white cause it will have you moving like a slave getting whipped......

After reflection, Kevin Gates has to be full of shit, 6 jobs, and he don't get tired? Bullshit, I got tired writing this. I mean what kind of jobs are these? What are the hours and physical/,mental demands? Plus your pushing foreigns, and fucking bitches, and trap jumpin', where's the time for that? Unless you have a flux capacitor (which I'm not even sure is real), or a twin or two, I don't think you can do it. Just my opinion, as unpopular as it might be. Music is still on point, but I'm starting to question how accurate he is being. Merry Christmas.

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Everytime I listen to the Migos, I instantly start planning my trap "career." I'd of course have to live the safety of my northern city, due to the lack of a solid hard white client base, and the complete logistical nightmare I would be welcoming. I assume getting a plug in any major metropolis, should be fairly easy. I expect that they deliver, nearly pure product, preferably "rocked" up, (since I'm not good at whipping, anything). And since, I'll have to move my home base in search of consumers, and will incur those costs as well as startup costs, advertising, and packaging, and distribution, I feel like my connect will have to give me the yayo, at about 8% over cost. If course this will be subject to change if I buy in quantity. Like for every 2 grams I purchase, a .05% discount should be applied to the cost of the white, stopping at 4%, above cost, so my dealer can also make money. The. I have to get some chickenheads, and fiends to help push that shit on the streets. I may have to get tough in order to keep my turf, so I'll hire Steven Segal, and Jean Claude Van Damme as security. To be honest, Chuck Norris, would be the ideal solution, but I have to be realistic, I can't afford him in my first couple years. Once I take over an apartment building, things will be easier. Until then, Will make do, with your run of the mill, standard, no frills trap house. Meanwhile, since I've grown accustomed to a certain type of living, I'll be in one of the ritzier neighborhoods, well away from all the messier details of the plan, this protecting me from possible criminal indictments. And this plan, although completely feasible, hits a snag right about here. I kind of hate people, so living in a huge city, even in the suburbs, seems like a terrible, terrible plan. I'm also, not very used to the heat, or the overall "hustle and bustle" it comes along with living in a metro area. Plus, it turns out, I'm fucking lazy, and packing my shit, to start a new life of entrepreneurial adventure, seems bring a trap star be hard.

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This is so damn real! I FEEL this. You know what I love about camping? I can bring the whole house with me!

I have realized that animals' drive for survival is awe inspiring. I have lived in rural (the country) (not the suburbs) areas a big portion of my life, and there are plenty of animals who are missing key components of themselves. Legs, eyes, ears, tales, so on, and do on. These animals may have been struck by a car, or got in a bar fight, and in some cases, even amputate their own limbs in order to free themselves from traps. So you'll see 3 legged deer foraging alongside their herd. Holy fuck! First deer, where in the goddammit did your fucking leg go, and fuck, didn't that hurt? I hit my shin on a laundry basket the other day, and thought I needed an orthopedic surgeon to mend the multiple fractures, I was certain I had caused. These animals are lodi dodding around like they're at a fucking tee party, that prohibits you having all of your appendages. No Tylenol, no physical therapy, no casts leather other animal friends can sign. Plus it's fucking cold outside, and dirty, I hate fucking dried corn. I'd make a shitty animal, because I like to be comfortable, so far, I like all my limbs, and fuck the outdoors, it's full of fucking terrible shit, that even though it is most often smaller than me, can fucking kill me (i.e. every fucking animal in Australia).

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Reblog if you’re STD FREE

This is actually more important than all of the freak, nasty, and sex filled porn post on here. Hopefully this gets a lot of Reblogs. Know your status

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Only if she got pretty feet 💧