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I went on a date with this guy who I thought was pretty level-headed. We had dinner, coffee and said our goodbyes. On the date, they consistently spoke about Michigan. Michigan is better than Chicago this way, the people in Michigan are so much nicer than the ones from your home state, we are the smartest in the nation, etc. etc. etc. The only times they broke away from the subject of Michigan was to talk about how inadequate I was with my career, health and love life. They even said, “I can tell you are trying to be funny, but it’s not working.”
Later that night, once they dropped me off they went on to text me saying, “Hey, I enjoyed our time together, but you’re a bit wider than I was expecting.” I understood his comment and decided not to reply back. Twenty minutes later, I receive other texts from him saying, “It’s OK, though! I would love for you to get bigger. I want to help you gain as much weight as possible. I love dating fat people.” To top it off, his last text was, “You’ll need all that fat when you move to Michigan.”
Fuck you, Michigan.
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i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep
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i need a tall boyfriend so he can get things for me off tall places
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Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve
but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars
like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow
like wtf
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