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my favorite thing to do in Helldivers is bring nothing but Eagle stratagems and roleplay as a FAC.

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Setting down a cup of caf. Maze settles in his desk. Another glorious day in GAR awaiting him. The endless tedium off reports, upon reports. He stretches, briefly considering the caf in front of him. Before tapping his personal datapad. 'Good morning, Coruscant! Yesterday's body count lottery rounded out to a solid 'n' sturdy three thirty! Fifty outta Level 1313 - thanks to the unabated gang wars! One officer down, so I guess you are all screwed. 'Cause the CSF will not let that go. Got another blackout in the Factory District. Slicers are at it again, pokin' holes in the power grid. While over in the Senate District, med techs are scrapin’ bounty hunter victims off the pavement! And in the Undercity... Well... the Undercity is still the Undercity. This has been your guy, Sly. Join me for another day in our Ci-'

Maze taps his datapad again, killing broadcast upon seeing the figure standing in his office door. "Can you believe sapient beings actually listen to this drivel?" he asks, awkwardly clearing his throat.

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imo the funniest thing about star wars. is that the longer it goes on. the more oddly specific troopers get introduced.

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Captain Maze delivers a weekend safety brief. 

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Turkey's done.

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A look in da kitchen

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bringing you the stories deena tharen won't report on

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So, I recently learned there's a Star Wars TTWG.

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i'm cookin

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