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when you don't like the heel piece on bread loaves but live with somebody who really does

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wish i was a ferret or weasel of some sort so i could get tossed around & squished & leap off things & twist & jump & all that fun looking stuff they do without worrying about musculoskeletal damage

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you open up my cranial cavity and it's just 2-3 inches of murky greenish water, stagnant, algaechoked, mosquitoes buzzing, a few small frogs, cybernetic pondcomputer mechpiloting the rest of me, sloshing a little this way and that. you open up one of the frogs' skulls and inside it's me! looking up back at you, waving, unsmiling

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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

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you have to either lie or be honest and it depends but you can't know

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Can you guard my body while i blog

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I’m tired of moving on… can god give me something to hold onto for a change

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I just added a fun activity to my life in order to make it interesting

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From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

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it must be so stressful to be a fish or aquatic animal and be raken out of the water

like i struggle with gravity but at least im used to it--loke imagine never having to deal with this constant force down and then yiu just get grabbed by something and not only can you no longer breathe well but there's this force in the same direction just pulling you. I think id go insane

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never trust how you feel about your life when you have stubble

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there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool

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I need to sit by the sea for 3 hours alone until then i’ll be miserable

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taking a mirror selfie and not posting it anywhere call that lost media

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I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

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what ever