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asicklydreamdemon:

What has he done to deserve such a mean brother who won’t help him with the anons?

Okay but like what do you expect him to do about it? Gray has a better chance of dealing with the anons than him.

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asicklydreamdemon:

He will fight you, don’t think he won’t. 

Hmmm yeah okay whatever you say. Have fun with those annoying anons he’s gonna be over here drinking cocoa.

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asicklydreamdemon:

“……” He hates you so much right now.

You can go ahead and fight him he doesn’t care. He’s just alone with his sweets and blankets and no one can stop him.

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He’s been getting exactly no attention and for once he’s glad about that.

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@asicklydreamdemon continued from here

He looks up at Gray with big ol’ grey eye(s) and nods. He did miss Gray. He could have died without Gray nearby! 

And hey. This way he can get out of work too.

So he clings harder to Gray as if if he leaves Gray he’ll actually just up and die.

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i miss my adorable bunpup so if you need me i’ll be over on @rabbitthatgoeswoof for a while!!

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☕?

☕ : Our muse sharing hot beverage while waiting for the rain to stop

Nagi cuddled into his papa, warm mug of hot cocoa in his tiny hands. The rain was really bad today, but at least he had someone warm to stay with. They were supposed to go out for a picnic on the castle grounds though Nagi would argue that this was infinitely better.

“Can you tell me another story, Uncle Tri? A fairy tale, please?”

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Rainy Season

Send a symbol for a starter of:

☔ : Our muse sharing an umbrella in the rain

⛪  : Our muse taking shelter from the rain

⛆ : Our muse getting drench from the rain

⛈ : One of the muse comforting the other in a thunderstorm

☕ : Our muse sharing hot beverage while waiting for the rain to stop

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“that’s the way to my heart: bdsm and falling incredibly short of expectations.”

Starters from a Group Chat

“I would love to know why you are telling me this. I am not the one attempting to woo you. I believe their name has an ‘i’ in it.”

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starters from a group chat full of wild, loud-mouthed lesbians and bi girls. (some nsfw)

“(they/we) can eat each other out and see who comes first. wholesome.”

“i haven’t been innocent since i was 8 years old and saw the word pussy while looking for dora the explorer online.”

“i am ready to catch the lesbian tension.”

“funny story: i once avoided getting arrested by flirting with the cops.”

“meanwhile, when she moans, it’s only because the chocolate is melting in her mouth.”

“that’s the way to my heart: bdsm and falling incredibly short of expectations.”

“pop rocks + vagina = yeast infection.”

“who sleeps in a ponytail you masochistic freak?”

“i’ll date anyone who pays attention to me.”

“as gays, we deserve this.”

“i think i’m going to actually try and sleep. there’s only so much of myself i can handle.”

“i’m eating vegan ice cream in my nasty woman hoodie.”

“i’m a slytherin; i have to dismantle his life behind the scenes.”

“if you’re lucky, you’ll get arrested first.”

“you can’t kinkshame me; i’m the kinkshaming master.”

“it’s either because (they/she/you) are/is too much of a hoe or too overprotective.”

“you are generally good for one or two things.”

“you eat dick for breakfast.”

“this straight girl keeps trying to kiss me. help.”

“she lives so far up my ass, she bought property.”

“this is why i don’t fight people. i just yell about them to my friends.”

“number one problem with straight people: the fact that they say you’re drawn to men who are like your father.”

“i didn’t go to therapy for six years to be nice!”

“at least none of us had terf bangs.”

“(they/she/he/i/you) are/is competitive in war and in bed.”

“i’m not sure what enticement i can offer besides unconditional love and support.”

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@alicesoneandonly replied: Casually dumps a carton of eggs in front of him. He doesn't even care. Non-sentient eggs are fine. It's the egg twins that terrorize him. Just as long as Gray doesn't start cooking with them he's as happy as a clam.

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Honestly Nightmare is feeling so #blessed that he missed National Egg Day. There really is a god.

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mad-eggs-onthewall:

@alptraumdamon liked 💓 for a starter

ⱵΔ   “We brought you cake!”

ⱵΔ    The dual toned cry came without warning from the window. No, in fact the cry was the warning. Not for the sound but for the two icing ladened sweets that were now barreling through the air at the demon. Having just been hurled at the time of the shout. Two satisfied looking eggs in its wake.

Nightmare screeched as the pastries were flung unceremoniously through his office window, glass following in their entrance. Even though he was sitting in a chair, he attempted to scuttle backward. Though that landed him straight on the carpeted floor.

“What was that for?!” Internally, he was sure that they were poisoned anyway, but at least these two were creative. “You dare attack a neutral territory leader on their own territory?!”

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mikiriandmokoro:

“….” Congrats Nagi, you have temporarily confused the King of dragons. “Well, he’s… certainly spirited! And calling you dad already, huh?”

Tridekas is actually blushing a bit. “Nagi… that’s the King of all dragons here in Spades. He’s technically a very distant relative of mine.” He kneels next to Nagi, resting a hand on his head. “I’m still your only magical dad!”

The King of dragons chuckles, a slightly-curled hand rising to his mouth. “Ges, you two are adorable! My counterpart is right, young one. I am a very distant cousin of your papa, not blood-related to him by any sane degree.”

“O...Oh...” Nagi’s face exploded into a bright pink blush, and he clutched at the hem of his shirt. He hiccuped a little bit, furiously wiping his eyes now that that panic subsided. Though, he had to admit, maybe embarrassment wasn’t the best replacement for it.

He turned back to the King of Dragons, bowing his head slightly. “’M sorry I yelled at you.” Nagi looked up through his eyelashes. “I’m... I’m Nagihiko Monrey. I’m Julius’ youngest son and.I’m... kind of... sort of... maybe possibly Papa Tri’s nephew andpossiblyson?”

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mikiriandmokoro:

“–Anyways, that’s how I think it should–” Sudden Nagi. The king sees Nagi being accosted by one of the new guards. “Back the hell off, that’s my nephew!” Cue Tri picking Nagi up in a protective hug.

“…Nephew? You don’t have a brother.”

“He’s the adopted kid of my Light.”

“Oh. Wait when did you find your Light?!”

Tridekas seems to be with someone almost identical to him in appearance. That could cause confusions.

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At first, he was excited to be picked up. The guards kept bothering him since somehow new guards were on each shift, and just as he was about to burst into tears, his favoritest uncle saved the day. 

Well, kind of. He still started crying anyway, but mostly out of confusion.

“Two dads?!” He screeched, his finger snapping back and forth between Tridekas and this new person who somehow looked almost exactly like him. “Two of them!? I have three papas now?! Why? How?! Wh-What’s going on?! Which one is the real Papa Tri?!”

Now wiggling out of his arms, Nagi bravely stood in front of him with his arms oustretched and glared his best at the new person. “I won’t let a doppelganger hurt my Papa! He’s mine! I know he’s the real one!” 

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“Can you anonymous faceless please leave White alone? He deserves happiness about as much as anyone else in this world. Our happiness is few and far between. What little happiness we can get before it is lost is precious. Allow him the small comfort of happiness in this life. Who knows when any one of us shall lose it.”

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