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soooooooo turns out, if you put a framed photo too close to the back of your fridge, the cardboard backing will start to mold :)

Shikadai: Uh, Mom...? Why do we have a picture of Lord Seventh in our fridge? Temari: Ask your dad.

Shikadai: ...Dad, what's with the picture in the fridge? Shikamaru: Ask your mom. Shikadai: Actually, she told me to ask you... Shikamaru: Well she's the one who put it there, and now I can't even get a glass of water without feeling like I'm still at work. It's such a drag... Shikadai: You do see his face all the time... Shikamaru: Anyway, even if I hate it, I can't touch it. Your mom says it's "for a diet". Shikadai: Huh? What does that mean? Shikamaru: How should I know? Man, I just don't understand women...

Ino: Wow, Temari, you look great! Wait a second...have you lost weight?! Temari: Heh. I can hardly believe it myself...but it's true, every time I open my fridge to eat something I get sick to my stomach. Ino: But - but that sounds terrible! You're not sick, are you? Are you feeling alright? Temari: I'm perfectly fine. It's the results of my simple diet - all I had to do was put a framed picture of that idiot Naruto right in the center of the fridge. Ino: *gasp* And it's...actually working...! Temari: The boys keep complaining about it, but I made sure there would be consequences for trying to move it. Ino: Let me guess, it would trigger a trap that would get sand in their eyes? Temari: You know me too well.

Ino: *opening her fridge to a picture of Naruto* Okay. That does it. She is DEFINITELY spying on me.

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i'm inventing a new type of acupressure, and it's called beating you with hammers

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In case y'all were wondering what's going on over at Xiaohongshu 😭

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Inverted ballpoint pen drawing!! The first picture is what I drew and the second picture is the inverted final piece

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cat houses

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this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

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whomever sent me an ask, i can't see it :") got a notification but don't see anything new in there. either tumblr ate it or you're shadowbanned </3 email me instead? cat@humanoid.net

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🎵MEGPOID GUMI🎶

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Uchiha week. Day 7. Happy birthday, Sasuke!

Let your dreams come true!

I almost late again

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sorry if you have tried to contact me because i have not responded and im going to continue to be unreachable b(-_-) i thought i would miss checking this place every day, or even a few times a week, but instead i just feel free. free to do 1000 pieces narusasu puzzle, which is so much more fun than writing this bye

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Shikadai: Uh, Mom...? Why do we have a picture of Lord Seventh in our fridge? Temari: Ask your dad.

Shikadai: ...Dad, what's with the picture in the fridge? Shikamaru: Ask your mom. Shikadai: Actually, she told me to ask you... Shikamaru: Well she's the one who put it there, and now I can't even get a glass of water without feeling like I'm still at work. It's such a drag... Shikadai: You do see his face all the time... Shikamaru: Anyway, even if I hate it, I can't touch it. Your mom says it's "for a diet". Shikadai: Huh? What does that mean? Shikamaru: How should I know? Man, I just don't understand women...

Ino: Wow, Temari, you look great! Wait a second...have you lost weight?! Temari: Heh. I can hardly believe it myself...but it's true, every time I open my fridge to eat something I get sick to my stomach. Ino: But - but that sounds terrible! You're not sick, are you? Are you feeling alright? Temari: I'm perfectly fine. It's the results of my simple diet - all I had to do was put a framed picture of that idiot Naruto right in the center of the fridge. Ino: *gasp* And it's...actually working...! Temari: The boys keep complaining about it, but I made sure there would be consequences for trying to move it. Ino: Let me guess, it would trigger a trap that would get sand in their eyes? Temari: You know me too well.

Ino: *opening her fridge to a picture of Naruto* Okay. That does it. She is DEFINITELY spying on me.