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wait pause is anwar dev fucking patel??

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pretend i never said any of that stupid or annoying stuff

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my wife wanted to watch the maze runner movies so of course that made me want to rewatch skins but i’m on chris’s first episode and i forgot how brutal this show is i

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hayley williams, renee rapp, and chappell roan all have new music out today and im too gay for this

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gayyyyyyy

i love you so much

She said, “You love me”

As I said, “You’re magical”

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I come from a mental illness dynasty

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so update i’m crazy and i still don’t hate shauna but more importantly vAN 😭😭

i made a post about how i don’t think anything could make me hate shauna but i still have 2 episodes so i figured i should wait

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i made a post about how i don’t think anything could make me hate shauna but i still have 2 episodes so i figured i should wait

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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

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haymitch didn't have to eat so hard after every character he cares about died... like what do you mean "who will sing your songs now?" "wyatt callow who's luck just ran out. i can't believe how hard it hits me" "whoever lou lou was she's gone now" "buddy? somewhere beetee's heart breaks into fragments so small it can never be repaired" "goodbye maysilee donner, who i loathed, then grudgingly respected, then loved. not as a sweetheart or even a friend. a sister, i'd said." like alright

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still being active on tumblr is camp

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rereading catching fire after SOTR has been... an exprience..

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american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

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I'm gonna tell my kids this was Sunrise On the Reaping

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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith