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I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing
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I can change him but in like a zombie kinda way
#we are zombies together#i love warm bodies#but also tear out his flesh all rapid like#go crazy together#zombie#change him#bite#yum
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oh you slammed your penis into the wrong car door my friend
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hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity
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“hasn’t been profitable since 2006” has me in TEARS PLS DBDNDKDMDND
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Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?
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The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 26, 1946
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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
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