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Well … points made, lmao.

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

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"I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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A painting, most ardently

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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"Forget them, Wendy. Forget them all. Come with me where you'll never have to worry about grownup things again."        PETER PAN (2003) dir. P.J. Hogan

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PETER PAN (2003) • Mr. Darling • Hook

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Captain Hook : Blast, it appears that this young man has cut off me hand. The pain is unbearable but aarrh such is the life of a pirate.

Peter Pan *feeds the severed hand to a crocodile for the fun of it*

Captain Hook : What the fuck

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Peter Pan 2003 | dir. P. J. Hogan

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PETER PAN (2003) dir. P.J. Hogan

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Jason Isaacs as Captain James Hook PETER PAN (2003)

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Every so often I like to remember that Jason Isaacs was Captain Hook one time

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Peter Pan (1953) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson and Hamilton Luske