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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

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If there’s one thing about Destiel is it will become canon again (threat)

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING THERE'S A NEW EPISODE OF KEEP IT STEADY

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Episode 7 of Keep It Steady is here!

Summary: An important conversation in the dark

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This episode features: Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe  Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Marie Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star. Closing credits music is by Jessica Best, and arranged, performed, and produced by Chiron Star

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it’s been years at this point but i’m still thinking about it like… why the fuck did they do that to quentin coldwater

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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One gripe I have with the tma fandom is that they will not stop sexualizing Jon aka the ONE asexual character and then be like “Well asexuality is a spectrum! Asexual people can have sex!” Which yeah, true, but they say Jon doesn’t period. Literally the direct quote is like “Oh yeah Jon doesn’t at all.” AT ALL. Now stop writing/drawing that man having sex so fucking much

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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Can we just appreciate how no one fucked in Wolf359. Not even a gram of sexual tension. They loved eachother towards the end, but it was never even a question if any of them would hook up. I know a lot of you would have loved some fucking, but you can get that in almost all other shows. It's just nice that Wolf359 offers something different.

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the Wolf 359 fandom on hearing Minkowski has a husband

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?