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RT @JeffSharlet: Few days shy of 50 and when I ask my super goth 13-year-old what they're listening to they tell me it's a band I probably don't know called The Cure.

RT @JeffSharlet: Few days shy of 50 and when I ask my super goth 13-year-old what they're listening to they tell me it's a band I probably don't know called The Cure.

— AltDads (@AltDads) May 5, 2022

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RT @figgityfigs: My wife came to me and said “nothing can prepare you for our son’s Easter drawing.” Reader, she was correct. https://t.co/zVKPPy3om9

RT @figgityfigs: My wife came to me and said “nothing can prepare you for our son’s Easter drawing.” Reader, she was correct. https://t.co/zVKPPy3om9

— AltDads (@AltDads) Apr 10, 2022

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RT @lightintheattic: I only listen to CD’s* Cool Dads

RT @lightintheattic: I only listen to CD’s* Cool Dads

— AltDads (@AltDads) Mar 20, 2022

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RT @tay_zenith: One thing about your kids? they'll embarrass you 🤣😭 https://t.co/Mc1oz5Yjd9 https://t.co/qQM8up3K2M

RT @tay_zenith: One thing about your kids? they'll embarrass you 🤣😭 https://t.co/Mc1oz5Yjd9 https://t.co/qQM8up3K2M

— AltDads (@AltDads) Mar 13, 2022

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Every minute Spotify is down today: https://t.co/SwohJwNm3h

Every minute Spotify is down today: https://t.co/SwohJwNm3h

— AltDads (@AltDads) Mar 8, 2022

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This is the most @AltDads thing that has ever happened https://t.co/0RzDgsGZv8

This is the most @AltDads thing that has ever happened https://t.co/0RzDgsGZv8

— AltDads (@AltDads) Feb 21, 2022

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RT @bocxtop: asked my 2yr old son who he’s rooting for tn, he said “im rooting for the working class to stop being distracted from their labor being stolen” i responded “wow u always get so political when u drink” im so proud of him

RT @bocxtop: asked my 2yr old son who he’s rooting for tn, he said “im rooting for the working class to stop being distracted from their labor being stolen” i responded “wow u always get so political when u drink” im so proud of him

— AltDads (@AltDads) Feb 15, 2022

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RT @yeoldedad: Ok now https://t.co/BM0iEtRKGg

RT @yeoldedad: Ok now https://t.co/BM0iEtRKGg

— AltDads (@AltDads) Jan 30, 2022

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RT @JesseThorn: Daughter is starting a magazine https://t.co/7hfjKt4obu

RT @JesseThorn: Daughter is starting a magazine https://t.co/7hfjKt4obu

— AltDads (@AltDads) Jan 30, 2022

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RT @Mikel_Jollett: The thing about having kids is that you spend all your time looking forward to when they’re older and then one day they are older and you see a video of them when they were younger and you feel your heart fall out of your chest at how much you miss that littler version of them. https://t.co/uM5GJ9DfJt

RT @Mikel_Jollett: The thing about having kids is that you spend all your time looking forward to when they’re older and then one day they are older and you see a video of them when they were younger and you feel your heart fall out of your chest at how much you miss that littler version of them. https://t.co/uM5GJ9DfJt

— AltDads (@AltDads) Jan 17, 2022

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RT @LosFelizDaycare: Please be kind today. Parents and fur parents across Los Angeles are bravely enduring the rains and it’s not pretty. RIP carpets, delicate furniture, and any hope of cleanliness or order.

RT @LosFelizDaycare: Please be kind today. Parents and fur parents across Los Angeles are bravely enduring the rains and it’s not pretty. RIP carpets, delicate furniture, and any hope of cleanliness or order.

— AltDads (@AltDads) Dec 30, 2021

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RT @missmulrooney: Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate

RT @missmulrooney: Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate

— AltDads (@AltDads) Dec 21, 2021

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RT @ZackBornstein: OMG my 4-year-old just put down his LEGOS and said “There is no ‘next time’ on a climate bill, this was a last ditch effort to mitigate the worst of it. Manchin and Sinema have sentenced us to die in the climate wars. This was clear corporate bribery, and they will rot in hell.”

RT @ZackBornstein: OMG my 4-year-old just put down his LEGOS and said “There is no ‘next time’ on a climate bill, this was a last ditch effort to mitigate the worst of it. Manchin and Sinema have sentenced us to die in the climate wars. This was clear corporate bribery, and they will rot in hell.”

— AltDads (@AltDads) Oct 28, 2021

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RT @dnorsen1: Tense evening in the house tonight & my son started whining about the chicken pot pie I cooked for dinner. Defeated I stuck a root beer bottle in one side of my mouth & a beer bottle in the other & chugged. Impressed (and satisfied on my end) my son started eating his dinner. 🤷🏼‍♂️

RT @dnorsen1: Tense evening in the house tonight & my son started whining about the chicken pot pie I cooked for dinner. Defeated I stuck a root beer bottle in one side of my mouth & a beer bottle in the other & chugged. Impressed (and satisfied on my end) my son started eating his dinner. 🤷🏼‍♂️

— AltDads (@AltDads) Oct 21, 2021

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RT @XplodingUnicorn: 7-year-old: Can you call my friend's dad so she can come over? Me: What's her dad's name? 7: I don't know. Me: Ask your friend. 7: I don't know if she knows either.

RT @XplodingUnicorn: 7-year-old: Can you call my friend's dad so she can come over? Me: What's her dad's name? 7: I don't know. Me: Ask your friend. 7: I don't know if she knows either.

— AltDads (@AltDads) Oct 21, 2021

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RT @lfitzmaurice: When it comes to babies, it’s important to regularly rap in their face as if their eyes are the Hype Williams fisheye lens visual style. This establishes an understanding of Hype Williams’ visual style at an early age and is essential to their development

RT @lfitzmaurice: When it comes to babies, it’s important to regularly rap in their face as if their eyes are the Hype Williams fisheye lens visual style. This establishes an understanding of Hype Williams’ visual style at an early age and is essential to their development

— AltDads (@AltDads) Oct 21, 2021

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RT @thepainsofbeing: That moment in life when you slide in your My Little Pony LP next to your My Bloody Valentine one…. https://t.co/29GaBr4I2X

RT @thepainsofbeing: That moment in life when you slide in your My Little Pony LP next to your My Bloody Valentine one…. https://t.co/29GaBr4I2X

— AltDads (@AltDads) Oct 8, 2021