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why does my whole body hurt on days when my mental health is shit? bro pick one please. at work straight suffering.

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objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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Speakin of Hypno

My partner was able to train me to get me into a trance with his pair of leather boots. I didn't even realize how absolutely effective it was until he sent audio of just him walking and hearing the footfalls and heels clicks. It made me so submissive and horny out of nowhere that I had to make myself cum multiple times over the span of several hours to finally relax.

I tested it with other images and videos of leather boots. Sure, I felt a bit horny because I generally have a thing for them, but when my partner just mentions putting on his boots, it stirs something in me. Hell, I asked him to try with different types of shoes (to his smug look because we both knew exactly what he has done), and nothing had the same effect.

When he does put them on and manages to pin me down with his boots, when I try to get away and resist, it feels so fucking good to fall into the trance. The pressure of his boot against my chest, the smell of the leather, the texture when my hands claw and efforts to push away his boot away gets weaker realizing how it all feels. When he sees me become nothing but a squirming mess under his boot, he has such an easy time teasing and using me and I love it so much.

im so fucking jealous its making me actually sick

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Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

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Jayroy but its Roy figuring out Jason is hiding an injury because he got a little off from his sleep pattern

I feel like JayRoy is one of those couples that like . . . they’ve gotta be reading each others’ minds. Theres no way they can just be looking at each other and KNOWING this shit, but they DO.

roy: *walking in, swagger in his step and smile on his face* Jason: *narrows eyes* what happened? What’s wrong? Roy: how could you POSSIBLY KNOW a bird shit on me??? HOW. I CLEANED IT OFF.

Lian: *walks through the room, entirely silent, focused on something and very suspicious* Jason and Roy: *exchange a long glance* Tim: Jason: *sighs* fine. *leaves* Tim: ??? Roy: I told him it was his turn. He said he did the dishes last night. I said he’d be doing them again if he didn’t deal with it. Tim: YOU LOOKED AT EACH OTHER FOR TWO SECONDS Roy: what can I say

so.

Jason: *falls onto bed* I’m so tired Roy: *narrows eyes* you’re . . . It’s nine o��clock. Jason: yeah? I’m tired. Roy: your bedtime is two am. Specifically after watching an episode of either Supernatural or Pride and Prejudice, one cup of coffee, a writing sprint for that fic you’re working on, and reading a few chapters of a book. So. I’m only going to say this once. Who are you, what have you done with Jason, did he pay you to do this, or what the fuck happened. Jason: Jason: I’m just tired, babe. Roy: *eyes wide* oh my god you’re dying. What am I going to tell our daughter??? Jason: . . . I may have gotten a little hurt on patrol last— Roy: OH MY GOD YOU ARE DYING. IM CALLING DICK—

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Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)

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being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"

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become a regular at your local hot dog stand guys. today they had a long ass line but bc I go there every day after work they let me skip it lmao love them. shoutout my hotdog ppl theyre the best

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Gab Bois

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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

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is it possible to hallucinate a smell because I keep smelling blood mixed with formaldehyde. and its not from me because my job is a seafood place and we have one item with red meat which is a burger. and also there's no formaldehyde in it. and I'm not even on the hot line.