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DEADASS

i been saying this

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Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

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Hell 2

getting ready for my SUPERHELL 100% speedrun

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the first cooked food i think would be tasted by someone to make sure it was safe for their lover but then they were like “HUN YOU GOYTA TRY THIS”

LOVE IS STORED IN FOOD.

anne carson, recreation // mirror mirror (2012) // denis sarazhin // christopher citro, our beautiful life when it’s filled with shrieks // @xue-mei // gaspard and lisa // jeanette winterson, the white room // ross gay, catalog of unabashed gratitude

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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turn on captions

Dear internet: I want to read instructions, not watch a video. I'm glad you have a video. We all learn in different ways. But please have it in writing, too. Thanks.

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I will single-handedly raise the price of hay for those mfs

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Live lifeline reaction

Lifeline's expression here is SO GOOD, it's such a specific emotion being evoked like,, she's hurt but u can tell she's so resigned to it like maybe she knew it was coming for a long time, and she has already accepted that she and Octane are growing apart in a way that can't be fixed AUGH GOD MY HEART HURTS

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Omfg this is adorable and also reminded me that the trailer came out today

Trailer〜〜〜〜！！！！！！！！！！

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No I find them hot but like why do I?

“what is sexy about vampirism exactly?” i cannot help you if you even need to ask, like. i can’t. i’m sorry. there’s nothing for me to do. you’ll never UNDERSTAND

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She was kinda annoying being everywhere but her lore and her character is so amazing I love her

The fact a whole lot of the reason why people don’t like Mad Maggie was because she hacked the apex game announcements in s8 during her takeover event and started absolutely talking shit about everyone and it was “annoying” etc

Boys boys boys.. you’re just mad that she humbled your dogshit asses, maybe if you weren’t a giant Neek and took a computer programmes insults so seriously you’d realise she’s one of the best apex characters to date.

And her voice isn’t annoying, I find it enjoyable and she’s funny af I love her sm

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She buys their lil raven jewelry and lil clothes and hats

hi :) can you draw Loba and Bloodhound ? they have an interesting friendship!

Thanks for the request!✨

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The despicable man💜💜

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

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I love mirage because we both basically don’t have parents👍 and he’s hot

Thought I'd do an intro post for this blog, see my main @mr-moistman for more stuff about me, and all my other blogs.

Hey hey, I'm Jackal (or Kal), some of y'all call me Prezzie and that's cool too!

I'm 22 and live in the UK, my pronouns are he/they. I'm trans/non binary, gay/pansexual, and polyam. I'm also a punk, furry, pup, and a little. I play TTRPGs like CoC, and I occasionally attend LARP and airsoft events.

Here is my place to fixate on Apex Legends!

I wanna get into writing again, so my asks are always open for prompts and whatever else you might wanna ask/send me. (tho, it may take me some time to respond)

I thirst way too much over Fuse and Maggie, like, I need help. 😂

I also kin with Mirage.. 😅😅

DMs are always open if ya wanna chat, and I'm always up for a few games on Apex if ya wanna (if I'm not on with my partners). I don't often VC 'cause I have crippling anxiety (I also get anxious tics, which I know people can find annoying. I also usually listen to music p loud with I play).

DM me if ya want my gamertag, or any of my other messengers/socials.

A bit of info about how I play:

I main Fuse, Mirage, and Maggie (but will happily play most other legends). I run on BST, usually on in the mornings and evenings.

I've only been playing since the end of S7, but have almost out leveled most of my squad. 😅😂

I play on xbox, and sometimes stream on my Twitch: ExKn_KalJackal

I also have a gaming TikTok! Please check me out over on: exkn_jackal

ExKn is short for Exonia Knights, a small gaming group that my friends and I are in. We're hoping to make more content in the future.

Plz DNI (do not interact) if:

Homophones, transphobes, racists, abilists, and all those kinda of assholes can leave my page. Don't like your bullshit 'round here.

We respect pronouns 'round these parts, I don't care if "it's just a character", Hound's they/them. Fight me.

Also, if you're a minor, please don't interact. I thirst a lot and post some NSFT content.

Zoophiles and pedos can fuck off and rot in a ditch.

If you're against furs, pups, littles, or anyone who has a "weird" hobby/coping mechanism, then please leave my page.

Here, have a sexy d a d d y, 'cause why not?

If you have any questions, wanna show me something cool, or anything else; my asks and DMs are always open. I can take a while to respond sometimes tho.

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MIRAGGGEEE💜💜

smolder

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Like bloodhound ain’t looking he’s literally tryna smash

The caption itself on the picture is enough

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Don’t worry guys, it’s not their fault

vibe check ^_^ *turns you into a pillar of salt*