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Shachi: Honestly, mornings have become the best

Wire: Right like, no children, nice morning coffee, playing some nice music

Heat: How can you hate mornings

Apoo: Fiddle Dee Doo Fiddle Dee Duck I wake up Monday morning and think~ What the fuck

Shachi: That was such a voice change at the end.

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Penguin: Luffy, don’t eat the cake

Luffy: I won’t get the cake

Later that night

*Luffy going into the kitchen for water*

Luffy: This water tastes just like cake

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*Apoo sending Penguin a video*

Apoo: Watch this

Penguin: Is that an among us Pikachu!?

Apoo: Yes it is! I found it while I was playing this game.

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Apoo: I have the most beautiful love of my life, Hawkins

Penguin: You cherish Baz so much

Apoo: I also have Drake

. . .

Killer: Is that all?

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Penguin: Take care ok, behave.

Dally: We will

Penguin: See you soon *Leaves*

*Kiza and Dally immediately fighting*

Penguin coming back: What is going on here!?

*Kiza hitting Dally one more time*

Dally: Hey!!!

Penguin: I said behave!

Kiza: ~We’ll stop~

Penguin: Ok *Leaves again*

*Kiza and Dally start fighting again*

Penguin murmurings while walking away: God dammit

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Dally: Give me the flowers!

Alen: I don’t have them!

Dally: I know you have them

Alen: I’m telling you I don’t have them

Dally peaking over the top bunk: I can see them in your inventory!

Alen: Fuck off!

*The top bunk breaking*

Alen on the bottom bunk: AHHH, GET OFF

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Kid: What happened to your drink?

Apoo: Apparently not enough vodka.

*Kid laughing*

Apoo: Cause the mother fucker froze.

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Useless: I’m scared of Akainu.

Apoo: How are you scared of Akainu, he got killed by a fly.

Kid laughin: It’s true, it’s true

Apoo: You can’t be scared

Kid: It’s true, he did die to a fly a lot.

Apoo: Apapa, he did~

Useless giggling: To be fair, a fly has more life then Akainu.

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Penguin: How’s the hunt for Christmas ornaments?

Kid hunched over on the couch: Everything has glitter in it.

Hawkins: Why does it matter if it has glitter?

Kid: Have you not met my partner, it going to be a mess if I get anything with glitter

Hawkins: It can’t be that bad

Kid: Luffy was constantly dropping the glitter ornaments every time they went to put it on the tree.

Penguin giggling: Oh no~

Kid: There was glitter everywhere

Hawkins: Why don’t you just ban Luffy from putting up ornaments.

Kid: It will break their heart, I can’t do that.

Penguin: Make wood ones.

Kid: …..I need to buy wood

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This is the best thing I have seen

Apoo thinks that Hawkins is confessing to one of them.

Drake thinks Hawkins consider he actually like Apoo.

But Hawkins is just talking to himself.

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Do you have any headcanons about Scratchmen Apoo or the long-arm tribe? I've got a HC that the long-arm tribe and Amazon Lily had extensive cultural contact and exposure in the distant past, which explains the Chinese elements in both cultures.

I do and I’ve made posts about it before. I think my favorite so far is his relationship with Kid. And like you said about the culture; I have something similar but for language: Landerin.

This leads to all the notes I posted if you’re interested.

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Luffy: You can show me the world~

Kid: I made you a world

Luffy: Really!?

Kid opening Minecraft: Yep

Luffy: Oh….Minecraft

Kid giggling: What did you expect

Luffy: Honestly, I don’t know

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I see that you like Scratchmen apoo. What do you find interesting about him?

Honestly, I think it has to be his personality. I find his reaction and responses to be entertaining. He kind of presents himself as a show star, but it’s the way he goes about it that I find fascinating. Every time I see Apoo act a certain way it feels like there’s something hidden. Kinda like a hidden motive or a secret he wants to keep.

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Apoo alone: Alone aga-

*Penguin throwing Kid at Apoo*

Apoo: Ack

Penguin: Catch him 

Apoo: Don’t throw him!

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Law: Did anything interesting happen while I was away

Apoo: Nothing really, just Penguin chasing Drake with a cork wrench.

Law: There’s a story I need to hear

Apoo: Drake was annoying Penguin while she was working on something.

Law: Is that really all

Apoo: Yep

Law: That’s the most disappointing story I heard about Drake yet.

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Heat: Would you eat human flesh to survive?

Shachi: No

Luffy: Never

Penguin: Already have

Heat: ….

Shachi: …..

Luffy: …..

Penguin: ….I’m not the only one.

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Mia calling Kid: Hello my wonderful grandson. I made too much chocolate cake, and I’m going to be delivering some today.

Kid: Grandma, I love you but we are divided by the seas.

Mia: That will not stop me

Kid: Dad, grandma’s coming over today.

Apoo: She’s in the grand line, she’s not going to show up today.

Mia walking in: Nonsense