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Challengers (2024)

D. Luca Guadagnino

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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i could post lies about baseball on here and no one would be able to fact check me. i love the combination of "ew sportsball" and "context??? i can't look things up myself???" that tumblr has. mike trout eats a block of sharp cheddar cheese before every at bat

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staring at these in genuine distress i feel like a war widow in mourning

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dogs on the window.

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Roman Josi vs Mark Stone Oct 15, 2019

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hello! 🤍

[©Kym Illman]

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More than 60% of the global population that are classified as the Phase 5 famine/catastrophe level of food insecurity and starvation are in the Gaza Strip right now, and that percentage is projected to increase to 95% by Februrary

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yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

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Hat trick!

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S T U R G E O N S T A M P S ! !

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the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing

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Mini Snoopy Love by Jim Shore, 2019.