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sorry for being a prisoner born on a certain day to uncertain parents sent to cast down the tribunal as false gods. as if it's my fault

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nicotine is an electrolyte

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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If you guys ever feel like suicidal ideation is the vibe I recommend going to the subreddit for that one AI girlfriend app lol

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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Let’s stop saying “stay at home dad” when we all mean unemployed

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ALRIGHT FOLKS

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Bear Paw Armor Cuprum Arm Guard, Indo Persian Islamic Empire Dynasty

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enjoy these sick wizard graphics

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Never had a parasocial relationship in my life I know everyone

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what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

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Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR