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cutecore selfshipper stamps !

have not made stamps in a While . so Here . :D i hope yu like uhhhhhh feel free to Request . Yaeyas. Yes

proship pls make ur own !

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"erm actually [character] wouldn't do that!! ☝️🤓"

i wake up to the sight of them laying besides me every morning. i know they like their coffee black with just one sugar packet. their calloused hands are soft against my cheeks and their lips taste like cherry wine in the evening. we watch the stars together and talk about our dreams every night before we fall asleep, embraced in each others arms. i know them better than the author does

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i love being unaware of Most selfshippers sources so i can just integrate into my belief system that you and them are canon. like fuck man ive never seen cookie run youre right you ARE kissing that one i saw you guys in all the art of it

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Oddly specific imagine but

You're trans and your F/O identifies as cis when you start dating, but the more they see you being and accepting yourself, being enthusiastically trans, it helped them slowly accept themselves for who they truly were, and they felt safe enough talking to you and coming out as trans as well 🩷

(Or maybe it's vice versa and they helped you accept that you're trans :3)

(+ If you're against Xenogenders, Neopronouns, or Emoji pronouns DNI.)

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"My daughter is fine!" Your son jerks off thinking about an older fictional man calling him "sweetheart" while cumming deep in his pussy.

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Creative Prompts Selfship Ask Game

Make something creative about:

🍉: (S/I) and (F/O) engaging in your favorite summer activity.

⛄️: (S/I) and (F/O) engaging in your favorite winter activity.

💭: (S/I) thinking about (F/O) or vice versa when they’re supposed to be doing something else.

♟️: (S/I) and (F/O) playing a board game on a cozy day at home.

🥹: (S/I) and (F/O) seeing each other for the first time in way too long.

😳: (S/I) or (F/O) saying “I love you.” for the first time.

🏖️: (S/I) and (F/O) on vacation to their dream destination.

⛰️: The most dangerous thing (S/I) or (F/O) has ever done. (Bonus: The other’s reaction to it.)

🎠: (S/I) and (F/O) on an amusement park date.

🦕: (S/I) and (F/O) in a time period other than their canon one.

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me: yeah my playlists are normal

the playlists:

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Imagine f/o. Heck, imagine two f/o

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if ur still taking requests based on fandoms i was wondering if u would be able to do stimming/happy flapping based on Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman

I attempted :3

Never seen Bojack Horseman so this was hard for me lol

!-1~Mr.Peanutbutter happy stim

!-2~Mr.Peanutbutter happy stim w bone

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worlds most embarrassing man

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I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

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SCRUMPT this is one of the first songs on my playlist I have for him OUGH

Spotify Roulette! (Selfship Edition!)

Status: Open!

Hihi :3 Bored and wanted to do a silly new reblog game. I have a huge spotify playlist, with over 1500 songs (and counting!), and I remember seeing @80slovemail do a game where you reblog and you get assigned a song, and thought I'd do that too! Credit to them for the og idea ;0

Anyway, same concept! Give me an S/I or an F/O and I'll assign them a song from my playlist :3

Example:

Ted gets "The Main Character" by Will Wood :3

"So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy Don't come at me I'm the main character, and you have to like me"

(Note: Hope you don't mind the majority of it is Vocaloid/Musicals/Nerdcore cause uhh. That's all I listen too oops-)

Proship + variants DNI

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I love people with f/os who have unique names and appearances, whether they’re non-human or not

I love seeing people fall in love with all different types of characters that are all so different and special in their own way ♡

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Mayhaps something for Mr. Horseman? :3

Spotify Roulette! (Selfship Edition!)

Status: Open!

Hihi :3 Bored and wanted to do a silly new reblog game. I have a huge spotify playlist, with over 1500 songs (and counting!), and I remember seeing @80slovemail do a game where you reblog and you get assigned a song, and thought I'd do that too! Credit to them for the og idea ;0

Anyway, same concept! Give me an S/I or an F/O and I'll assign them a song from my playlist :3

Example:

Ted gets "The Main Character" by Will Wood :3

"So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy Don't come at me I'm the main character, and you have to like me"

(Note: Hope you don't mind the majority of it is Vocaloid/Musicals/Nerdcore cause uhh. That's all I listen too oops-)

Proship + variants DNI

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obsessed.

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Shoutout to everyone who's f/o is in prison. They WILL be breaking out and their first stop is to give you a kiss for every single day they were gone

Proship dni!!

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“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real