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melric propaganda in tallinn done !! I hope people like and recognise it <3<3

(Also amazing work on making the og art by mel)

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ah. i see you've already met my esteemed weed butlers, jointsworth and bluntsworth

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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Guides on how to save money are like "shred your own cheese!" And guides on how to make your life easier are like "buy pre-shredded cheese!"

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Its because youre always on that damn oregon trail

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and shut up about your stupid penis

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I hate the "life's not fair" kind of fuckers. Like yeah no shit but in this current moment that is up to you?? You have the power to control the choices of one single human person in this universe, and this is the one you're making? Are you proud of your contribution to the world? Of course the grand tapestry of life is not without its faults and flaws, but right now you're choosing to be one of them.

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pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and the oddly pointed shenanigans are winding down he hits you with “humans need fantasy to be human. to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape,” and knocks you into next wednesday

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Y'all don't know SHIT about doomed Yaoi

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curious. anyway,

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sometimes we (i) forgot

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I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early