adrian "meat" rankine chaney | he/him if you're a freak; it/its if you're not | 690 years young | exactly 72 inches tall | scorpio | vampire | pirate | byronic hero | polymathYOU DO NOT NEED PERMISSION TO INTERACT WITH ME!!!!!
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my question for bg3 players is if you got isekai'd into the game, as you are now, would your tav be at all invested in your survival? i know for a fact my tav would like me enough to assure mine but i'm afraid that might involve putting me on a dog tie out at camp for the duration of the entire game.
#okay first i just want to clarify that i would have class levels#so i'd be worth at least a cool 5 xp if i'm not recruitable#second i've done enough st joat runs that my tavs don't really get a say in my survival unless they go out of their way to kill me#anyway it definitely depends on the tav in question#my first tav lightrot was petty and vindictive but went out of his way to spare anyone who didn't piss him off ✅#my second tav penrose was a maniacal murderhobo who would (try to) leave me in the dust* ❌#ballcrusher the technicolor dream machine only had eyes for two things (and you get one guess as to what they were) ❌#all the myriad guys and evil guys were ruthless xp minmaxxers#which in practice means that as long as i keep showing up later** and am not beheadable it's better for me to stay alive ✅#*if i could be recruited his tune would change significantly bc i am. very knowledgeable about the game lol#**or grant xp upon being recruited#i think they'd all find me insufferable though lmao#excepting like one or two of the guy army
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the dr prescribed me biting and rending flesh from bone btw. as a medical necessity i'm entitled to under the ADA
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Game designers have denied me impractically sexy men's armour for too long, so I shall have it in real life instead.
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"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.
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hey guys anon is on for things like shitposts, embarrassing questions, and stroking my ego. don't abuse the privilege.
i've been getting some incredibly presumptuous asks that, quite frankly, i wouldn't oblige for even my mutuals, never mind an anon.
respectfully. if you want something from me, you should try first and foremost interacting with me as a person instead of your proxy blog.
also, maybe ask yourself why you need to send these asks to a vampire fandom blogger in the first place :/
wow it's like you're in my head nonny
#anon is me. in case that wasn't blisteringly obvious#i'm trying to maximize the odds of my rude anon(s) seeing my screed#to be clear: asks and anons are welcome!! i love getting attention!!#but please try to be cognizant of your relationship to me (hint: you are very probably a stranger to me. act like it)#and of the usual contents of my blog
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r/relationships please help me my child (nonbinary tiefling, 45) wants to bring home their horrible husband (m elf, 200??) he’s funny and handsome and they seem genuinely happy together but honestly he just pisses me off for no reason. how can i get out of hosting them?
edit: he’s a vampire if that’s relevant
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Out of your head, into your body
nsft Alucard/Vampire Hunter D comic is on Patreon 🌙🖤
I'm so happy to be drawing them regularly again
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what i wouldn't give for my tav to have cazador's cunty little bat swarm jump animation
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really enjoying playing around with photo mode 🖤
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#'op plays modded' op did this on his vanilla install#sidenote i'm kinda sad my drider boyfriend doesn't have any new animations#the elder brain doesn't have any either but it also doesn't have a face. or anything we'd understand as limbs
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l love you vampires. I love you gothic cemeteries. I love you romantic cannibalism. I love you ravens and bats. I love you dark religious imagery. I love you autumn. I love you thunderstorms and rain. I love you My Chemical Romance. I love you fangs. I love you vampires. I love you halloween. I love you bite marks. I love you churches. I love you rural america. I love you forests. I love you Victorian era aesthetics. I love you blood loss. I love you cannibalism as a metaphor for gender dysphoria/body dysmorphia. I LOVE YOU VAMPIRES.
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at least i'll always have winter candy apple (smells like rotting flesh on me) 🖤
in my honest humble opinion soap scents called shit like 'bloodbath murderfest' should smell at a bare minimum like a rusty nail and not. fucking jungle juice
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in my honest humble opinion soap scents called shit like 'bloodbath murderfest' should smell at a bare minimum like a rusty nail and not. fucking jungle juice
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who wouldn’t let a vampire suck them off. Am i right brother
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Drew Sarich as Graf von Krolock 🩸 TANZ DER VAMPIRE
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