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how dare i suffer the consequences (sadness and yearning) of my actions (long-distance relationship)
#aluria.txt#🕊 tag#normally i'm literally fine the emotions are just unusually potent right now and idfk why
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whenever my boyfriend sends a selfie the second i see it i make an :D face because :D yayyyy my boyfriend i love my boyfriend
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spin this wheel: https://pickerwheel.com/pw?id=6WpHU
tell me your thoughts in the tags. genres mostly pulled from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genres
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Roguebent
Act 1 - The Error of Unimminence
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Written by @airprime7 and @just-here-to-lurk0-0
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there are only three states i have any form of strong opinion on and two of them are negative which means my favorite state is one i have never been to on the other end of the country which is kinda funny
#aluria.txt#really it's moreso my associations with people there#i don't like the state i live in. i don't like most of my extended family so that negatively affects my view of the state they're in#which basically just leaves the state my boyfriend is in#which isn't the best politically but it's still a swing state and <insert essay here> + i'm literally in fucking Utah which sucks because-#-it's fucking Utah#get me the hell outta here
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@jackmaus2 dinner is what every true hero strives for

king hyrule voice. dinner.
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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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i have concluded that the state of North Carolina is fucking the season of summer through batshit ADHD logic and my boyfriend has agreed i should be banned from saying words
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petition to give patricia taxxon an icbm
petition signed. petition to let patricia bite people
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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell
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Here's a parasitic plant that smells like a rotting corpse: jackal food (Hydnora africana)! Unlike many plants, which use chlorophyll and photosynthesis to derive nutrients from the Sun, this species attaches itself to host plants instead, siphoning off their nutrients. Found in arid parts of southern Africa, including South Africa and Namibia, the stench of the jackal food’s fruit attracts a variety of animals including jackals, porcupines, and moles. What does it taste like? Its flavor and texture have been compared to that of a potato.
Photo: arditolastico, CC BY-NC 4.0 ,iNaturalist
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i took a whole-ass business communication class for a semester. i literally know how to write an e-mail. and yet. writing e-mails makes me scareds
how do i write an e-mail
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y'know what FUCK YOU INSECURITY. I AM LITERALLY A GOOD ARTIST. I AM GOING TO FINISH THE PIECE AND IT'LL LITERALLY BE FINE BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER PIECES I'VE DONE FOR ART FIGHT HAVE LITERALLY BEEN FINE AND GOOD AND IT'S GONNA GO WELL
drawing a friend's cool OC for Art Fight will have you going AAAAAAA I NEED TO MAKE THIS GOOD I'M A FRAUD WHAT IF I DO BADLY while you're making work that's Literally Fine
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drawing a friend's cool OC for Art Fight will have you going AAAAAAA I NEED TO MAKE THIS GOOD I'M A FRAUD WHAT IF I DO BADLY while you're making work that's Literally Fine
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